I lived bitch. (Bingqiu)

Sky pillar (a bit of nsfw a lot of secondhand embarassment)

"A-Yuan." He felt strong hands clasp his shoulders from behind and heard a seductive, deep voice enriched with the scent of alcohol, reverberate next to his ear.
He felt chills go down his spine and heat rise to his face, obviously in embarrassment.
"Ah! Binghe! It's just you, hahahaha- aish! I thought you were a burglar! You really scared me for a-" strong calloused hands felt down his jaw, forcing him to face Binghe. "Ack!" He jumped up and scurried away. Obviously as graceful as a fallen immortal reading literature at sunset.

While he plastered himself up against the wall Binghe saw this as a an opportunity. Kabedon. Wow. Of course. Every otaku's dream to be pinned against the wall by a hot anime girl with big tits. But this didn't fit the picture! This was his tall ass, muscly, innocent student! This wasn't right!

"Ah, Binghe. Don't suppose you could... um move?" One of his hands found its way on Shen Yuan's curvature on his waist. The other one soon followed cradling his waist. Hey! He's not some frail maiden! His face flushed as Binghe's came closer and closer, he squirmed a little under his intense stare. He squeezed his eyes shut and moved his head out of the way. Only for Binghe to fall asleep on his shoulder.

Hey big guy! Don't you realise you're still standing!? This guy even had the audacity to start snoring and snuggling into his shoulder. Shen yuan felt ridiculous. Had he really just thought of something so shameless!? And about a student no less!

"Okay... 1, 2, 3!" He gave Binghe a little shove to get him off of him and laid him down on the bed while his computer was booting up. He could still feel the lingering warmth of his breath on his neck. "Binghe, let's go now!" He said charismatically. He can't wait to get him out of his house! He went through all this trouble tonight! He's never being responsible again!

He poked him a few times. He's passed out. Definitely not waking up for a while. Ughhhh! He grabbed his phone sassily and pressed 'redial' on the most recent number. That should be YingYing.
"Hellooooooo?" Yep. It was her.
"He won't wake up."
"Oh it's you mr. Shen! Hehe, Binghe's foster caregivers think he's at a sleepover because they didn't want him coming back for a bit! Hehe... hicCuP! Even though he's 19 he still has to be in foster care... how sAd. It's dumb! He can go out of it once he's got enough money but how can he keep his part time jobs if he's continually moving houses!?" She kept blurting things out that Shen Yuan didn't care enough to ask about.
"Okay, wait they don't want him home tonight!??? And you remember this now???" His day just got even worse. Fun.

After hanging up he promptly grabbed his body pillow and set up some blankets on the couch for himself, making a nest. It's no use trying to move him now. He sighed and went back into his room, at least it was all cleaned up and his figurines were in the cabinet! He couldn't be outed as an otaku at school just yet! He went to have a shower, grabbing his shortsleeved pyjama top and shorts. The shorts were getting a bit small, they looked like short shorts on him, but it's not like anyone will ever see them. Plus they're comfy. He turned off his laptop and went to tuck Binghe in. While leaning over Binghe, he was pulled down by a strong arm, then clasped onto by a sleeping freaking body builder! (Not literally just a comment on how muscly he is.)

Hey! He's not supposed to be the body pillow here!
He felt something hot and wet on his neck and he shuddered. Nope, nope, nope! Not today! This man behind him is innocent! Stop your bad thoughts! That's absolutely disgusting! As a teacher you should feel ashamed!

It felt ticklish and he couldn't help but making a little sound and arching his back. Hey that was a completely normal reaction! It's not like he'd just be like "whop-de-do I can feel Binghe's lips on my neck because he buried his head into my shoulder when he was sleeping! Okay so anyway-" no! He's just a little bit sensitive that's all- oh. Oh shit. Fucking-. Ah.