Realm of Zombies, and Perhaps Waifus! (A DDLC X Quintuplets Fanfiction)

A Date Amidst the Undead

Marvel: Hi guys! So uh, as you can see, Hiroshi's chapter and my chapter have been released at the same time. The reason was that we had trouble forming up the trial and had to do some reworking, so on behalf of Hiroshi, I like to extend my utmost sincerity for delaying the story. Now that's out of the way, let's get straight into it, shall we?

Unknown Date, Unknown Location, Marvel's POV

???: *German accent* You shall survive the apocalypse with your close ones, and I, IrTgsYnwla, shall test the four men in your group to survive a night. Be prepared, because no one has survived the trial so far. Hahahahahaha!

???: Hey, wake up.

No response.

???: Hey, wake up, c'mon.

Is someone... calling me?

???: *sigh* I sold all your artifacts for Hu Tao.

Marvel: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

???: Finally, you're awake.

My eyes were shot open for seconds, and then they became sleepy again.

Marvel: Oh, it's just you. What is it? Aren't we still... *yawn* sleeping?

???: What do you mean "it's just you", we're on a heli right now!

And my eyes shot wide open again, this time it stays on. It is true about what he said, we are on a helicopter.

Marvel: Alright, what the hell is going on?

???: Beats me. All I heard before waking up was the message that Monika told us.

Marvel: Right, I did hear it before too. Wait, does this mean...?

???: Right, this is the trial. Location wise, it's Town from Black Ops II. We're equipped with a Galil, Mustang&Sally, and of course, SMR. Our perks are here, in this small container filled with bottles.

Marvel: I can finally try them out for real now! Let's see... this is Quick Revive. *drinks the bottle* Ugh, just ugh. It does taste like fish, I guess they weren't exaggerating about the taste.

???: Ugh, you're right. This tastes awful as hell. Oh, before I forget, your Agent M. I'm Agent K.

Marvel: I would probably have guessed that. Now, the next one... ah, Deadshot. *drinks the bottle* Oh wow! This taste... strawberry?

Kylo(Agent K): Apparently. On to the third. Oh, it's Electric Burst. Cheers, mate. *drinks the bottle* Zappy, huh.

Marvel: It's got that taste where you have little electro thingies inside your mouths, all and all good. This next one is... Mule Kick, not expecting that. Bottoms up! *drinks the bottle* Oh damn, this do be like Coca-Cola.

Kylo: I don't know, it tastes like beer to me. Didn't Takeo and Dempsey argued about this?

Marvel: Right, that did happen. Well, whatever. That's why we have three weapons. The last one, it's... huh, never thought I see this specific perk.

Kylo: What?

Marvel: Dying Wish, apparently. I honestly never found anything related to this, or maybe the world is bigger and I haven't found it yet. *drinks the bottle* This tastes so bitter, blegh...

Kylo: Hm, you are correct... but it tastes sweet eventually.

Marvel: I guess... but anyway when are we getting off this thing?

Kylo: I don't know. From the message I got, we would arrive on the road leading to the center, where Pack-A-Punch is.

Marvel: I see. So, if we actually fight zombies, then how about we call our agents names instead?