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Phil: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Techno: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Wilbur: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.
Tubbo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Tommy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilt it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ranboo:
Ranboo: I have emotional scars.
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KD: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Sky: Nope, absolutely not.
Maui: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Hermi: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Kenzo: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Paolo: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Phil: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Techno: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Wilbur: More or less, I guess...
Tubbo: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Tommy: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Ranboo: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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KD: I CAN'T DO IT!
Sky, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
KD: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Maui: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
KD:
KD: I appreciate it,
KD: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Hermi: KD-
KD: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Kenzo: KD we gotta-
KD: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
KD: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
KD, motioning to Paolo: NOT FUCKING THIS
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Phil: I can help you with it!
Techno: Yeah, sure.
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Tubbo: lol nope.
Tommy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ranboo: *Read 5:55pm*
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KD: Rules are made to be broken.
Sky: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Maui: Uh, piñatas.
Hermi: Glow sticks.
Kenzo: Karate boards.
Paolo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
KD: Rules.
Sky:
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*The squad right before Phil's wedding*
Techno: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Wilbur: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Tubbo: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Tommy: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Ranboo panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
Yep, I used an incorrect quote generator, also Imma make some changes to my other books.
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One shots and headcannons (discontinued)
FanficYes. Now excuse me I need to go and distract myself from my mind going Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ps. The cover is temporary.
