cannoli: hey guys 😃
dinahjane: sup loser
madisonbeer: hi
allysus: Hello children
cannoli: so i'm going through the fridge and pantry right now 🙃🙃
normani: uh huh
cannoli: and guess what i see 🙃
billieeilish: what
cannoli: i see no bananas 🙃🙃
arianagrande: god here we go again
cannoli: so i just wanna ask politely, who ate the last banana 🙃
billieeilish: 🤦🏻♀️
cannoli: hmm??
cannoli: was it you billie?
cannoli: LAUREN
laurenjauregui: Yes?
cannoli: FIND WHO TF ATE THE LAST BANANA
laurenjauregui: .. Okay
dinahjane: i live off of chicken wings and diet coke you ain't gotta worry bout me chancho
cannoli: MHM HM
cannoli: THE LAST BANANA WAS ON THE TABLE IN THE KITCHEN YESTERDAY, AND WHEN I WAKE UP AT 12:30 ITS GONE.
kyliejenner: mmm
cannoli: kylie when did you wake up?
kyliejenner: stupid prick i'm not even at your house i'm in my 5 million dollar mansion with my beautiful wife
arianagrande: awww babe
cannoli: KYLIE WHEN DID YOU WAKE UP
kyliejenner: CAMILA I WASNT AT YOUR HOUSE OMFG
cannoli: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION KRISTEN !!!
kyliejenner: I WASNT AT YOUR HOUSE BRO WHY DOES IT MATTER
cannoli: KYLIE
arianagrande: KYLIE JUST ANSWER HER BEFORE SHE GETS MORE MAD KAHDGSGDH
madisonbeer: kylie kristen jenner? ..
madisonbeer: that has a nice ring to it
billieeilish: shut the fuck up madison
madisonbeer: ...
madisonbeer:
madisonbeer: "shut the fuck up madison" 🥲🥲
dinahjane: DRAMATIC ASSSSS
allysus: OMG
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i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...