Lumpy x Female!Teacher!Armadillo!Reader x Teacher!Sniffles

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by Dracunyan1987

by Dracunyan1987

Title: Y/n and Sniffles Vs. Lumpy's Stupidity

Starring

Sniffles

Lumpy

And Y/n L/n the Armadillo

Requested by Smeargle853

Reader Info

Species: Armadillo

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

A/n: Y/n and her boyfriend/science partner, Sniffles are hired to help Lumpy to become smarter so that he doesn't cause any more trouble around at Happy Tree Village that resulted in many deaths of nearly every resident here in town such as reckless car crashes, made origami birds out of Handy's blueprints, turned Lifty and Shifty into cannibalistic meat products in his meat shop and the list just goes on and on, but things obviously go wrong when Lumpy doesn't even pay attention to their teachings. If Lumpy keeps up with his brand of stupidity, the two of them will have to force to use some more 'extreme' measures.

Location: Happy Tree Village - Sniffles' House/Lab

Date: August 9, 1987

Time: 8:00 AM

No POV

This morning at Happy Tree Village at Sniffles' House and Science Lab hybrid, Sniffles and his beloved girlfriend and faithful lab partner, Y/n the armadillo are hired to help Lumpy to become smarter in order to stop him from causing any more problems with own brand of stupidity believing that he mixes it all up thinking that it keep everyone on their toes.

So the two of them turn the house into a makeshift classroom so that they have everything they need in school handbook that will definitely make Lumpy become smarter than the average moose. If anyone is going to help with everyone's everyday problems like Nutty's sugar addiction, Flippy's PTSD personality, and Lammy's problems with her imaginary friend, Mr. Pickles then it's going to have to be these two scientific geniuses aka the two smartest people and loving couple in Happy Tree Village.

The classroom starts at 8:00 sharp, which Lumpy is supposed to come to Sniffles' house to begin his studies to learn how to be a much more smarter person, but he seems to be running late to be in class because everyone knows that every students who attend at school must be at class at 8 o'clock sharp and Lumpy only arrived at Sniffles' house at 9:42 AM to grab some doughnuts and the two of them are pretty angry and annoyed at Lumpy for being an hour and forty-two minutes late.

The first subject for Lumpy is to learn how to drive properly like keep your eyes on the road at all times, adjust your mirrors before driving away, checking the tire pressure and always wear your seatbelt and the only things you should not do when driving on the road are sleeping while driving, reading comic books while driving, running over people for no reason, shaving while driving, eating while driving, or even driving on the road with a bunch of dangerous and hazardous materials and causing a crash will cause a whole lot of disasters to anyone around him, the entire town or even the whole entire planet.

You think that Lumpy would make some progress of learning of how to drive better with Sniffles' own theory of the driving lessons and Y/n's driving instruction video called "The Dos and Don'ts About Driving" that she had worked really hard on and Lumpy's only started booing at the stunt double who volunteered to help out with the video without getting killed while throwing his food in the process, which made Y/n started crying of Lumpy's constant booing at her education video, thinking it was just a normal movie.

Thankfully, Sniffles was there for Y/n to comfort her while he looked at Lumpy with an angry glare for being such a jerk for disrespecting his girlfriend's hard work that she did on that video that took her 2 weeks to finish it and he really loved the attention of detail and effort she put into the video. If Lumpy keeps up with his disrespectfulness and rudeness and doesn't pay attention while he's in class to become smarter, Sniffles will have no choice to force to use more 'extreme measures'.

The next subject is proper etiquette, which Lumpy should learn how to act more like a gentleman more than a complete slob. The first test is to chose which is the right kind of silverware he should use when he's at a diner or a fancy restaurant, which failed after Lumpy tried eat some soup with a fork and tries to eat a sirloin steak with a spoon. The second test is to open the door for someone as well as pulling out a chair for someone and put a napkin over his lap, which also failed when Sniffles tried to volunteer to help Lumpy with the door and chair test and Lumpy just darted over Sniffles and slam the door in front of his face and when Lumpy tried to pull out a chair for Sniffles to sit on, he already pushed out of the way and Sniffles landed face first on the hard floor, breaking his glasses in the process.

Y/n ran over to her boyfriend after Lumpy rudely pushed him out of the way and she comforted her lover and lab partner after seeing him crying in pain and getting his own glasses broken because of Lumpy, making her really, really mad and she is going to have to teach Lumpy a lesson for doing such a stupid move on her beloved boyfriend, Sniffles, even if it means by getting everyone to form an angry mob against Lumpy with tons of pitch forks and torches to chase him out of town and hoping that he will perish in the middle of nowhere if he doesn't pay attention to their teaching to help him out with his stupidity.

The final test is how to properly use the right tools for every job that Lumpy works at Happy Tree Village, but that also failed after Lumpy tried to use the wrong set of tools on everything that he wasn't supposed to do on the various jobs he works around the town from being a construction worker, a butcher, a news anchor, a post man, garbage man, a gas station attendant, etc., which also destroyed Sniffles entire house and everyone that heard the explosion rushed over to see if Sniffles and Y/n is okay and thankfully they are after Y/n grabbed ahold of Sniffles by rolling up into a ball to keep her and her boyfriend safe from the explosion and good thing that she invented a protective suit of armor that is durable enough for anything that will get her hurt even Fliqpy's knives and guns and Splendid's heat ray that protected her from the explosion.

The two of them are shocked to see the entire house destroyed after Lumpy tried baking a cake by mixing the cake batter with nitroglycerine instead of vanilla extract that caused the explosion that destroyed the entire house after he put it in the oven.

Lumpy somehow managed to survive from the explosion, but that didn't save him from everyone in Happy Tree Village ganged up upon him with a bunch of pitch-forks and torches and they started chasing after him with Lumpy running away screaming.

They eventually lead him into a dead end and once they got him cornered, Fliqpy knocked him out with a frying pan and they all decided that Lumpy is 100% unteachable so they decided to go with both Sniffles and Y/n's plan of using extreme measures to make Lumpy learn every mistake of whatever stupid thing he did to everyone in this entire town by strapping him to a chair and forcing him to watch a 24/7 marathon of (Insert Very Bad TV Show Here) in a another room that is under Sniffles' house and the walls around the room are completely sound-proof so everyone won't be hearing his screams for help and they all decided to just leave him there for all they care.

I guess it's proven that you can never teach a dumb moose like Lumpy new tricks or at least they can't even learn a simple lesson at school like putting a spoon away in the spoon drawer or eating a bowl with a spoon.

So the results are in after spending a whole day trying to teach Lumpy to be smarter is shown that Lumpy is too stupid to actually be smart.

THE END