Craig accidentally pisses on Kenny

His piss smells like Ike's shit

Craigs POV
i'm going over to kenny's today. he invited me and i have a crush on him but SHHSHSHHH DONT TELL ANYONE... teehee *blushes* i'm still dating tweek btw🙀. Anyway I'm walking over to his house and i get a call from my annoying bitchass bf.
3rd pov shit
"What is it Tweek" Craig said. sounding annoyed.

"Are we hanging out today? Stan is being very annoying rn" Tweek complained. "Uhhh no- i'm hanging out with Clyde today-" Craig lied.

"what?? clyde told me he's with token as usual" Tweek got SUS of craig. craig sweated. "nah nah b i meant jimmy yuh that mf" craig hanged up and Tweek started crying bc he didn't wanna be with Stan anymore.

Craig got to kenny's house and he knocked. Kenny opened the door.

"Ayo my g" kenny handshakes craig hand. craig started to act uwu tsundere cute boy so he can fall in love.

"hi. so like where's ur bed 🤨🤨😍😍" craig tried to not seem SUS but he failing. Kenny looked at him like 🤨

"Nah b u realized i'm dating kyle right 🤨" Kenny ain't no cheater. He a loyal man.

"U R?" Craig actually didn't know that. 'omg so that mean i'll have to ruin kyles life so i can b with kenny my boo'

"Yuh so uh anyways, come inside" They sat down on his couch.

"damn bruh u broke as hell. i need a rich man" craig looked around in disgust like in that one movie inside out.

"shut up at least i get pussy"

"bruh i thought u is gay wtf u mean pussy" 🤨🤨 craig is confused rn. "Nah bro, i'm omni with a lean to women." Kenny came out to another person 🙄

"Oh. Good to know." Craig got closer to kenny til he started sitting on his lap. "Bro?" Kenny started getting a boner. Craig blushed bc he can feel it. 'oh hell no i'm not ready for this. this isn't smut' Craig still stood there bc is embarrassed.

"U gotta get off or sum like what's happening-" Kenny is embarrassed asf. Craig pissed on him. They stood in shock.

"OMG MB MB I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT IM SORRY KENNY" craig yelled breaking out of character.

Kenny screamed. "BRO THESE R NEW PANTS TF-" Kenny kicked craig out of his house.

"nah bruh i didn't mean it-" the door slammed on his face. craig walked away in depression with a wet stain on his pants. tweek saw him walking.

"EWW IS THAT PISS ON UR PANTS??" tweek freaked out. craig shook his head. "Nooo it's just water yuh we went to the pool aha"

"Then why u smell like piss HMMM???" Tweek 🤨🤨🤨 be like

craig ran away "WE R BREAKING UP"

Tweek: wha-

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