SOLANDIS // KotLC Oneshots

Wedding Broom (a sequel)

Crackity Crackity CRACK. Oneshot 2 of the Chandelitz/ Broomitz series:)
I felt like I should do another of these because after this, there's only two oneshots left! nOoOooOoO

Fitz stood on his toes like a ballerina with green tap shoes burping Love is an Open Door with a Kermit voice.

The broom blushed under his strong and manly grip. Of course those blue things on his hands were muscles.

As Fitz watched her, this he could not deny.

He was in love again.

He had thought his shattered heart would never recover....

Not since Chandi had a kid with that vacuum.

It had long gawlden hair and hazel orbs with flecks of pinkpurplegreenyellow glitter and it spoke alicorn.

How pretty it was compared to his own children.

He would get Chandi back. This broom may be...

Gorgeous?

But it was not even close to the sparkling beauty and hotness that Chandi radiated from her crystals.

He dipped the broom down and kissed it.

It swooned.

He swooned.

Suddenly Chandi sounded terrible.

He wondered how many children he could have with this broom. Hmm.

Last time it was twenty six.

HOW ABOUT 91?

YES.

TO WORK.

But first he needed to marry the broom.

First he made out with it.

Then he started writing invitations in teal.

His sister, who's best friend was a physician, started to reconsider his mental health.

But alas.

He would cry if nobody showed up.

So Biana had to dress the broom in a long white dress with no front or back. So basically just a skirt :D

The broom- Moorb- also wore a sparkling tiara.

Oh, how Fitz swooned at the sight of her.

After a significant amount of threats and pleas from Biana, Dex agreed to be the priest and forced Keefe to be best man.

They got a bear called Reab to be the ring bearer.

And Tam was the flower girl.

The broom's fAvE color was black bc she's not like other girls.

So quirky SKSKSK.

Their wedding song was the Sofia the First theme song and the broom's dress magically turned purple.

But Dex disliked this so he turned it to green and played Barney instead.

Then they had dirt flavored cake.

Fitz danced with the broom, awaiting the actual ceremony.

So they stood together, facing each other.

Dex blabbed on for a while about wedding policies and how they weren't allowed to have over five children. Hah. As if. They'd have NINETY ONE.

"Now you may kis- er- uh- do whatever the bri-"

A scream of 'Stawp' squawked in Fitz's ears like rotten hummus.

Chandi sobbed and ate Fitz's shoes.

She begged for them to be re-wedded.

Fitz said no.

Then he killed her and threw her to Jupiter.

He turned to the broom.

"Let's have 91 kids!"

"Sorry, I'm not allowed to."

So Fitz got mad and kicked her to Pluto. Chandi came back majikally.

He stared at a shocked Dex.

Reab sneezed and ambled back home.

"I wanna marry her. We need to have 91 more kids."

Dex fainted.

So they went home and had 91 kids.

Biana later snapped the broom in half.

A whole city was created for them called Chandelitz.

The End.