SANS X NAGITO || NOTHING WILL EVER SEPARATE US 😫

chapter 1: I Met Him.

(shitpost so this won't be 100% serious lmao)

(also all over the place in terms of plot)

(nagito's perspective)

"Bye now, Hajime!" I waved goodbye to my lovely boyfriend, Hajime Hinata. We were having a great time in the quiet park, until he decided that he had enough of me for today. I understand though, it takes too much energy to deal with someone like me!

He's such a hopeful individual! I'm such a lucky guy to be with him. "Bye, Nagito..." He walked away, exhausted. He's probably tired of how complicated I can be sometimes. Haha.

I was sitting on the bench for a while, a bit sad. Why am I upset? I got everything I ever wanted. Love.

I suddenly felt something splatter into my white fluffy hair.

...Spaghetti?

"SANS! WHY DID YOU THROW MY PRECIOUS SPAGHETTI AT THAT POOR HUMAN?? HE LOOKS SO DEPRESSED!"

"whoops, sorry bro." The short skeleton walked up to me, and carelessly took the cooked noodles out of my hair. I don't even know this guy, and he touched my hair...

"hey, sorry about that, haha. i meant to throw that to the dog." A fluffy little pup was near my feet. It hopped onto the bench, and started licking the sauce that dropped on my coat.

"How despair inducing...Well, your dog is cute!" I exclaimed.

"nah, it's not my dog. it's just...here."

Sans tossed the pasta to the white dog. It barked, and caught it in his mouth. It proceeded to eat it wholeheartedly.

"heh. anyways, who are you?"

"I'm Nagito Komaeda. Hopeful to meet you!"

"i'm sans, but i guess you already know that. i'm a skeleton. i guess you haven't met-ta-ton of them, huh?"

I heard a bad-dum-tssss sound in the background, but I have no idea where it came from.

"Heh, yeah."

There was an awkward silence. We were staring at each other for a while.

I looked at his white, slightly stained shirt, his huge blue hoodie, and his soft slippers.

It looks like something I would wear, but it looks so better on him than how good it would look on me!

...

Oh geez, am I really starting to find a skeleton attractive?

"what are ya staring at, nagito?"

He noticed.

Well, honesty is the best policy...

"You, obviously! I just happened to notice that you look pretty...erm, hopeful today."

"oh, you really like this pile of lazy bones? if you're that bonely, go check out my brother, papyrus. he's pretty cool."

"OH, SANS, DID YOU SAY MY NAME?-"

"W-What, of course not!...I have a boyfriend already." I crossed my arms.

"...OH." Papyrus backed away again, realizing what the conversation was about.

"oh, heh. i figured you already had a body to be with."

The third pun...This skeleton must be the Ultimate Comedian, or close to it! I laughed at the pun.

"Anyways...Do you have an ultimate talent?"

Sans somehow pulled a huge instrument out of his pocket. "i think you already know i'm a comedian, but i'm also pretty good at the trom-bone." He blasted the music into my face, and I fell off the wood bench from force, onto the concrete path. "Woah!-"

"whoopsie daisy, didn't mean to do that." The punster skeleton held out a hand, probably to hold on to. Without thinking, I grabbed it.

...

Cue the loud farting noise.

A whoopee cushion, one of the oldest tricks in the book!

"Gh, I can't believe you tricked me like that! I'm starting to get filled with such a horrible despair..." I still giggled a little.

Sans winked, then actually pulled me up.

He's...holding my hand. It isn't warm, but it was still comforting.

"uh...hey buddy, you can let go now."

"O-Oh! Apologies for doing that. Scum like me should have never even had contact with your hand like that."

"it's okay. you're not that bad."

I felt my face getting hot, but it wasn't warm out. I'm blushing...?

Papyrus cut off the tense moment. "SANS! IT'S REALLY LATE, AND I WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY READ ME A BEDTIME STORY THIS TIME! LETS GO HOME!" The tall Papyrus yelled.

Sans broke eye contact with me to look at him. "alright, pap."

"anyways, nag, here's my phone number."

"Wha-"

Without waiting for a response, he gave me a folded paper.

"i gotta go before my brother yells again. it was nice meeting you pal, hope to see you again soon." Sans walked the opposite way his brother was going.

"Oh- Uh, bye now!"

I unfolded the little paper. It was sloppy handwriting, but it was still understandable, unlike my own trash handwriting. I guess I'll be calling this in the morning!

I rushed back to my house

and there was an unexpected visitor.

END OF CHAPTER