carrot theifs and carrot fuckers

in this world there are two distinctive types of mentally ill people:

carrot theifs — as the term suggests, people who steal carrots, for the fun of it may we add.

and, carrot fuckers — people who derive joy from using carrots as a sexual object to bring themselves pleasure.

y/n so happens to fall into these two categories.

  — as the teen explores the long corridors filled with various vegetables and fruits she notices the shiny slender carrots sitting on a pile.

slowly, she grabs her cart and strides to the orange vegetables. "hey," she calls out to her roommate who is picking at some potatoes. the person hums in acknowledgment. "what do you think of some carrot soup for dinner?"

her roommate turns to her, frown in place. "disgusting" they mutter.

"really?" y/n grins softly. "oh well too bad because that's what we're having tonight."

her roommate's frown deepens and y/n tries her best to hide the small joy she feels from seeing their unpleased face.

"i don't like carrots." her roommate delivers, "not after knowing you." with that they move to the mushroom section and begin choosing at the foods.

y/n lets out an airy chuckle as she continues to inspect the carrots. a particular one catches her eyes, and perhaps her breath too.

the carrot is a vibrant orange, it's long — about 9 inches, y/n calculates, the longest one she's ever seen (and felt).

she notices that it also has a good width to it. y/n picks the carrot and handles it in her hand. "about 3 inches" she measures with her fingers.

a frisky thought crosses her mind.

she lets the naughty thought go and dismiss it quickly as she puts the carrot down on the kart and continue to inspect the other vegetables.

her eyes gaze over the other vegetables and in her mind calculates the price of them. as a broke college student, you have to learn how to be sufficient with what you have and save as much money as possible.

she takes out her phone and opens her calculator. she presses on some of the numbers, doing the quick calculations. from the corner of her eye, she feels the heavy glare of the good-looking carrot.

she avoids it's gaze and continues to shop for more vegetables.

y/n walks over to her roommate. "hey," she says. "i'm going to shop for some other things over there" she points to a vague location in the store. her roommate raises their brows. "it won't take long" she reassures them and before they can answer she walks away with the kart.

y/n goes to the hygiene section of the walmat looking for toothpaste, mouthwash and all of that shit.

the places the things down on her kart, the yummy looking carrot still looking at her with it's hot glare. she gulps slightly hurrying to go grab the other things she needs.

a few minutes later she comes back with what she needs placing then inside the kart as well. the carrot glares at her, more intensively this time. y/n bites her lip softly, the same naughty thought crossing her perverted mind.

she sighs hotly as her pervertion gets the best of her and she finds herself making her way to the restrooms in the back of the store.

she hurries along, smiling faintly as she sees that there are no people near by. swiftly she takes the shopping cart inside and grabs the sexy slender carrot.