My Q/A and Dares!

Sexist Dipstick!

Falcon: Huh? Wha?

Tiny: HA! GOT YOU!

Me: Now, we should let him go.

Tiny: *sheepishly* Yeah. 

Me: *unties him*

Falcon: Thanks. *phone rings* Oh, a dare! *reads* Go talk to Alex about girls. Umm... Okay?

Me: Oh gosh...

Alex: Hi Toy Freddy!

Toy Freddy: Hey beautiful.

Alex: *blushes* Anything new today?

Falcon: Hey Alex. If girls ruled the world, there would be no wars.

Alex: Really?

Falcon: Yeah, they'll just be a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other! *laughs*

Toy Freddy: Hey, just because there isn't any now, doesn't mean that there won't be! Alex could very well be one of them.

Falcon: *Laughs harder* Oh great, a GIRL and an ANIMATRONIC president? Now I've heard of everything!

Alex: *Dark* *snarls the words* Come tell me that to my face. I DARE YOU.

Falcon: Girls are just the DUMBEST thing on the earth!

Okay, I'll spare you the horrid details, let's just say that Falcon's not gonna talk until the repair man comes. Or walk. Yeah, it's bad. Alex kicked butt though!