Mordetwi 🥺

Chapter 1 the meeting 🥺

Twilight was crying on the toilet *depression* then Mordecai heard her "t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-t-t-t-t0rt=-gtgt-g-twilight are you okay?" Mordecai (the shemxy bird) asked "N-n-n-n-h=bn -nb- 0gbng-bng-bnghbng-vb -nhg0b-n-n-no...." Twilight ( the fugly pony) answered "Then cmon baba grill lets go to the party in town." *lipbites* Mordecai said 

    Then Twilight finished pooping and said "o--o-o-o---oio----o-k-ok-o-k-o-ko--o-o-ok...." they walked to the party, when they got in pinkie pie pointed at twilight booty and said "you got chocolate cake on yo ass" Mordecai then said "HEY YOUR STEALING MY GIRLFRIEND QUIT LOOKING AT HER ASS" *bark bark and bites off head* 

"AZAAAAAA THAT SHMEXY BIRD JUST KILLED PINKIE RUNNNNNNNN" Margaret said and ran out, then everyone left the party except twilight in Mordecai *sNiff sNiff* "Do you hate me now twilight? UnU UwU TnT" Mordecai asked "Nah she was a bitch now make out with me idiot." They made out for 3984754834893844384738473 hours.

                                     ~THE END OF CHAPTER 1 YOU'RE SHMEXY~