Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-61

- Nicolina's -

   At the beach house Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table as I'm looking in the fridge and i close the door is disgust.

Nico: Shoot!. We're out of soda.

Chandler: "Jumping up". Oh I'll go out and get you some.

Nico: Really?.

Chandler: Nope!. Because I'm not your boyfriend. 

Phoebe enter's the beach house. 

Nico: Hey Pheebs how did it go?.

Phoebe: Well um my Mom's friend Phoebe is actually my birth Mom.

Chandler: I found a dried up seashores.

Monica: Sweetie what are you talking about?.

Phoebe: Oh my new Mom who-who's a big fat abandoner!. "Starts to go upstairs".

Joey: Whoa wait Pheebs wait a second!. Don't you wanna stay here and talk about it?.

Phoebe: No. I'm just I wanna I need to be alone. "Starts to go upstairs, Turns around". Monica!.

Monica: Oh.

*Time Lapse*

   Me, Chandler, Joey, Scotty and Monica are at the beach. Scotty and Monica are sun bathing. Joey is digging a hole while Me and Chandler are building a sandcastle.

Chandler: All right there's a nuclear holocaust I'm the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?.

Nico: "Pretends to think".

Chandler: I've got canned goods.

Joey jumps up in a hole that he is digging he is shoulder deep.

Joey: Hey you guys!. Take a look at this!.

Me and Chandler jump up and go over to the hole along with Monica and Scotty.

Joey: Check this baby out dug me a hole!.

Scotty: Excellent hole Joe.

A wave crashes on the beach and partially fills up his hole.

Joey: Oh no!. No!. My hole!.

Nico, Monica: "Screaming in pain". Ow!. Ow!.

Joey: "Climbing out of hole". What?!. What?!. What is it?.

Monica: Jellyfish sting!. Oh it hurts!.

Nico: It hurts!. It hurts!.

Chandler: Well can we help?. You want us to take you back to the house?..

Monica: It's like two miles!.

Joey: Yeah and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.

Monica: Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!.

Scotty: We've got to do something!.

Joey: Well there's really only one thing you can do.

Monica: What?!.

Nico: What is it?!.

Joey: You're gonna have to pee on it.

Monica: What?!. Gross!.

Joey: Don't blame me I saw it on The Discovery Channel.

Chandler: Y'know what he's right. There's something like uh ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.

Nico: Well forget it. It doesn't hurt that.

I try to take a step.

Nico: "In tears". Bad!.