Unlucky? ( on great hold )

Unlucky?

Hi everyone! *waves with a smile* this will be my first story ever and the first time I'm tackling humor. 

Don't worry, it won't be that bad...I guess I hope not.XD I hope you'll like my story and if you do, know deep in your heart that you're awesome. ;-) 

please vote, fan or comment if you enjoyed this.

xoxo 

HellGirl23

p.s 

This contains strong language. And also, this story will start quite slow.No genie or unluckiness yet. <3

oh, this is dedicated to my favourite lovelies: AzaleaXO and foxgloveXO. 

<3

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Chapter 1

"Check it out girls! Isn't that guy near the counter cute?" said Emma. I looked at where she was pointing and saw a guy with light brown hair wearing a suit drinking coffee. The guy noticed we were checking him out and started walking towards us. 

"Oh my, he's coming!" Emma started wriggling in her seat excitedly. "He's mine guys. I saw him first." I was about to say something when the guy arrived and sat next to Emma - the seat directly in front of me. 

"Hey, ladies. 'Sup?" 

Emma started conversing with him, fluttering her eyes. She looked so ridiculous!  

"What's your name?" Emma asked him. 

"I'm Eggbert. You?" 

I almost spat out the coffee that I was drinking when he said his name. Eggbert? That's the most ridiculous name I've heard for a guy. 

"Andy, what's wrong?" Lily asked. I smiled and carried on drinking my coffee. "Nothing." 

The Eggbert guy looked at me and I can't help but frown. He was doing something with his eyes and I have no idea if he's winking at me or there's just a horrible twitching in his eye. 

"Your right eye is twitching, Eggbert." said Pink casually. 

"Yeah. And you should get that mole in your neck checked up. It is quite big." Lily added. 

The Eggbert guy frowned and turned to Emma. "I gotta go. I'll call you." he said. Emma happily gave her number.

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"He hasn't called me. Damn bastard. To hell with him. I hope he gets the phone cord wrap around his neck." 

I laughed and put my arms around Emma's shoulder. "Come on now. You'll get over him. He wasn't right for you anyway." 

"Yeah. You are so pretty and smart. Clearly, there's something wrong with him." Said Lily. 

"You're both right," said Emma.She raised her chin up and flipped her 'flaming' red hair on her back."I am far too good for that major loser scumbag." 

"That's the spirit!" said Pink. She got her nickname not because she loves pink but because she hates it. The girl despise that color. "He's a himbo anyways." 

"Himbo?" 

"A good-looking man with no brain; a male bimbo." Pink never runs out of new words everyday. All of us laughed. 

"You always know what to say guys. Thanks."  

"You're welcome, babe." I said. 

"Yeah. Welcome to the singlehood: the state of being single." said Lily.