dem lazy sunday says doe
it would be a good sunday if i didn't get my period during lunch craps sacks. I grabbed my shoes and jumped into my car heading to the closes target or walmart, seeing that target was closer i turned into the parking area and stopped the car heading inside, once i was in i headed straight to the washroom essentials and grabbed pads and tampons.
when i got to the check out lane i started freaking out bc alex from target was working, ugh the way he bags those groceries melted my heart, i was next in line and he started to scan my stuff which made me v happy
"omg ong ong alex alex have my babies!!!11!!1!!" I yelled and took my phone out
"Coooooties!111!!!11" he screamed and threw my tampons at my head and ran away crying
"bby cum back lemme love you" i chase as him and attacked him to the ground
he cried and told me to to shave my back as he ran to the back of the store.
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im like v late for the whole 'Alex from Target' thing but i needed something to do while i sat here on the shitter
jokes jokes
Im just v bored and want noodles oK
