Donny sat in his" Donuts 4 £2.99!" basket staring at the chocolate donut."Dude, whats your problem staring me like that?!?"
"Your brown like you got dropped in a toilet. ! NYA HA HA HA"!!!!!
"Dude, Im chocolate, plus I taste nicer than you, your just plain."
"Im nice, see I'll try myself now!"Donny bit his tongue in an irritating fashionand then asked chocolate donut,"Why are you so ,I LOVE myself,don't you?"
"Dude, YOLO, You Only Live Once."
"Dude , OLOY, Only Losers Obey YOLO!!!NYA HA HA HA!!!!!"
"You are SO IRRITATING ME RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT IMPLODE."
"You sure DONUT take a lot to get angry, huh?"
"Just SHUT UP ALREADY"
"If you don't like it here then why don't you MOOve out?!!NYA HA HA HA!!!!!"
"Leave me ALONE ALREADY. I HATE YOUR STUPID PUNS!"
"But Vanileta in the freezer over there loves them!"And sure enough Vanileta the ice-cream was laughing her sprinkles off.
Choconut er, I mean Chocolate Donut was fuming and coudn't take anymore of Donny's puns but then Donny went and said:"Hey choconut hey!"
"Its CHOCOLATE DONUT IDIOT, NOT CHCONUT!!!"
"HEY Choconut HEY!"
"WHAT, YOU UGLY LITTLE PLAIN DONUT HAT DOESN'T TASTE AS NICE AS ME, WHAT IS IT !!!!!!!!!"
"Hungry shoppers!"Just then two women came down from each side of the shop and walked towards the donuts.Each of them put a hand on either side of chocolate donut and both of them pulled and poor chocolate donut was ripped in half. Donny the donut just looked at both halves and said,"Wow choconut the ladies want your arms AROUND them!NYA HA HA HA!!!!!
THE END... for now.
