Why making lasagne with your lover is a bad idea
Eli and Aesop had just woke up from their lovely cuddling that They do every night because they are gay or something.
Aesop wakes up first and as he stretched and yawns Eli starts to stir.
'Good morning love' Aesop murmurs to the sleepy Eli
'Hiiishsjdhsj' Eli sighs (why is this man such a heavy sleeper)
Aesop stares at Eli's beauty before he realizes Eli is staring back.
'ABNDOHXQKU' Aesop flushed as Eli giggles.
~~later because I'm too lazy to write ~~
Aesop and Eli were cuddling on the couch.
'I'm hungry UwU' Eli wined
Aesop smile at his boyf riend lovingly (kinda gay)
'What do you want?' Aesop questions
Eli spends a few minutes thinking.
'Lasagne!!!' Eli exclaims.
'Lasagne-??' Aesop says concerned and confused eli makes an UwU face and Aesop being a simp gave in.
~~they go to the kitchen cause I'm again, lazy~~
Eli had gotten everything ready while Aesop had googled how to make lasagne. Aesop found a decent looking recipe.
'Mk let's start with the dough noddle things, Eli says excitedly
Aesop gets the ingredients out and starts to make the dough (idk how to make lasagne)
The noodles went smoothly and Aesop put them into the oven to bake or something.
'The sauce' Aesop mumers as he reads the recipe
Aesop had dumped the tomato paste and the diced onions in a pan on the stove. He turned it on to seven.
Eli watches from behind Aesop and watches hungrily. He snakes his arms around Aesop's waist and Aesop flushes.
'Eli that's kinda gay' Aesop whispers
'Soapy' Eli grins
'My names Aesop' Aesop whines
Aesop turn around and looks into Eli's eyes. ~~They kiss because they gay and stuff but I can't write that cause I'm a child~~
Aesop and Eli were sitting on the couch cuddling that's when Eli was hit with a brick wall of realizaton.
'MY LASANGE' Eli screeches and cries
'OH' Aesop says as his eyes widen
They both run to the kitchen and stare at the completely ruined sauce on the stove.
'It- it looks good-?' Eli stammers
'ELI' Aesop screeches
Aesop's sighs and turns off the heat that when the oven starts beeping angrily. Eli jumps up and takes the noodle things out of the oven. They stare in shock.
'Why are the noodles Florescent yellow?????' Aesop asks confused
Eli stares at the noodles in disbelief.
Eli had once read in a fanfic (shrek fanfic) that you should never eat florescent yellow lasagne. So Eli, being the wise man he is, threw it away.
They ended up going to McDonald's. after they wanted movies and cuddled.
Maybe making lasagne with your lover isn't that bad.
OwO
