Useless, but hilarious facts
#1 The thicker your thighs are, the more snacks can lay on your lap.
#2 Don't you hate when you're trying to sleep and your brain is like "You know whats a great movie? Paranormal Activity..."
#3 Spongebob may be the main character, but Patrick is a Star.
#4 Why spend $80 on clothes when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets!
#5 If you eat, sleep good, exercise, always drink water; you will die anyway.
#6 "NERD", someone who'll be attractive, smart, and super rich in future.
#7 Girls can't remember where they kept their hair ties, but they'll exactly remember what you said 7 months ago at 6.40 PM.
#8 When the teacher asks "So, any questions?" and you sit there in silence because you don't even know what you don't know.
#9 If every person worldwide blinked simultaneously, no one would notice.
#10 Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it'll be okay to push people into swimming pools again.
#randomquestion1 If Cinderella got her shoes and dress by magic, why didn't her shoe disappear with her dress?
#randomquestion2 Is there another word for synonym?
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Fun Frenzy - The Joke Book
AcakStressed? Depressed? Heartbroken? Bored from your crappy highschool life? Or even worse, someone stole your pizza? If any one of these is a YES, then this is the right book for you because this is where you can laugh at 2 AM in the morning. P. S. H...
