The true story of my psychotic teacher!

Hello!! I'm in 7th grade and I'd like to tell a true day to day story about my SYCHOTIC teacher. To avoid trouble I will use a different name for this IDIOT of a teacher. Mrs. Gopman. EVERYTHING I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!

I am in Mrs. Gopman's 4th period class. My class consists of all of the 7th grade enrichment kids plus a few others. We're all pretty normal, nice kids, WHY do we get stuck with her!

Let me give you some background info: Mrs. Gopman is Italian and she lets you know ALL the time!!! I swear at least once a day she says, "Did you know I am Italian and my parents were immigrants from Italy. Also I was bilingual by the age of three? Well, I was." This isn't even very unique because at least five of the kids in our class are bilingual and one girl is even trilingual! Also, our enrichment teacher, the best teacher in the WORLD, Mrs. Rogers, knows how we feel about Mrs. Gopman (we vent to her) so she comes in to language arts once in awhile to teach us. Now let me tell you about what happened today:

March 10:

Today when we first walked into class we noticed that the board said, "Grammar lesson" YES!!! Mrs. Rogers is teaching today. Then we saw Mrs. Gopman and got disgusted as usual. Today she was wearing her black hair in a weird clip on the back of her head, showing her odd bald spot. Also she had her peach sweater on. This isn't a nice peach sweater, this is a very thin, short, puke shirt. And to go with that hideous shirt she was wearing her pants passed her belly button. To top it all off, did I mention Mrs. Gopman doesn't wear a bra? I didn't? well she doesn't. Well she sort of does but it's very thin!! It's DISGUSTING! Even the boys noticed her bra problem!

Today we are lucky because Mrs. Rogers stayed for about 80% of the time. Little did we know we were far from lucky. The second Mrs. Rogers left, Mrs. Gopman yelled, "ALL right guys!!!! It's time to get some work done! I am tired of you being rude to me!" We all just stared at her like, "Is she crazy? Yeah she is."

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