Dio Goes to McDonaldssss

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Dio arrived at the McDonalds closest to his current residence. It was only a block away and he could easily walk there if he so wished, however, he ordered a cab to take him there. He walked into the establishment, looked at the menu, and walked to the cashier.
"What can I get for you today?"
"I'd like a McRib"
"Would you like anything on it?"
"No."
"Anything else?"
"No."
"Alrighty! That will be $3.69!"
Did this cashier not know who Dio was? Did he not suspect that the Lord Dio was among him? Why should a practical god among men have to pay? Dio's anger surged.
"The World!" Dio yelled, summoning his stand and stopping time. He walked around the counter, straight up to the poor cashier, and...
"Muda, Muda, Muda!"
Dio Brando was punching the poor cashier. What a shame. Time resumed as usual once more and the cashier had flown across the room, a bloodied mess. Other employees ran to see what had happened but ulimately ran to their doom. With a few more punches curtesy of The World, the rest of the employees were dead. Dio went into the kitchen area of the establishment and grabbed a prepared McRib.
He kicked the minimum wage workers' bodies across the floor as he walked to the exit. He got back into his cab and started towards his mansion, eating his McRib.

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