Narrator: hello! It's me the narrator! We are at the skyscraper where voodoo toonix is gonna make their kill!
Voodoo toonix: *walks up to an accountant and shoots them*
Narrator: oh. I guess it's more than one.
Voodoo toonix: *breaks in the skyscraper and fires everywhere, killing almost everyone*
*All of a sudden voodoo toonix spots secret agent sheep being a sheep*
Voodoo toonix: *shrugs and continues firing*
Secret agent sheep: *brakes out of the disguise and punches voodoo toonix square in the face*
Voodoo toonix: *gets mad and shoots towards secret agent sheeps direction*
Secret agent sheep: *does a double aa battery backflip and kicks voodoo toonix in the nuts nocking em out*
Secret agent sheep: *picks up voodoo toonix*
Narrator: what are you gonna do with em now, secret agent sheep?
Secret agent sheep: *speaks some gibberish*
Narrator: oh yes! Interrogate them! Now we can know all of their secrets!
*In the interrogation room*
Secret agent sheep: *ties up voodoo toonix and speaks gibberish to them*
Voodoo toonix: *speaks gibberish back angrily*
Secret agent sheep: *slaps voodoo toonix harder than my ass*
Voodoo toonix: *sighs and starts talking*
Narrator: ok, so you are a drug dealer, like to take needles, skips rehab, and came out of the closet as gay?
Voodoo toonix: *nods*
Secret agent sheep: *unties voodoo toonix and handcuffs them*
*Secret agent sheep takes voodoo toonix to the jail*
Narrator: so where are you gonna put voodoo toonix?
Secret agent sheep: *responds in gibberish while walking and looking at the narrator*
Narrator: with another toonix?! But they will have sex!
Secret agent sheep: *shakes head no while smiling confidently*
Narrator: No?!
Secret agent sheep: *speaks some more gibberish*
Narrator: that only happens in fanfics!? Well this IS a fanfic, written by some autistic kid!
Secret agent sheep: *unhandcuffs voodoo toonix and puts them in with another toonix*
Narrator: I'm scared for what's gonna happen next. Goodbye everyone!
YOU ARE READING
Voodoo toonix x bluehead (+ more)
FanfictionWarning, this fanfic includes: Some smut Gore Violence Mentions of drugs Cannibalism Gross stuff All used with a kids show/other stuff Read with caution