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Narrator: hello! It's me the narrator! We are at the skyscraper where voodoo toonix is gonna make their kill!

Voodoo toonix: *walks up to an accountant and shoots them*

Narrator: oh. I guess it's more than one.

Voodoo toonix: *breaks in the skyscraper and fires everywhere, killing almost everyone*

*All of a sudden voodoo toonix spots secret agent sheep being a sheep*

Voodoo toonix: *shrugs and continues firing*

Secret agent sheep: *brakes out of the disguise and punches voodoo toonix square in the face*

Voodoo toonix: *gets mad and shoots towards secret agent sheeps direction*

Secret agent sheep: *does a double aa battery backflip and kicks voodoo toonix in the nuts nocking em out*

Secret agent sheep: *picks up voodoo toonix*

Narrator: what are you gonna do with em now, secret agent sheep?

Secret agent sheep: *speaks some gibberish*

Narrator: oh yes! Interrogate them! Now we can know all of their secrets!

*In the interrogation room*

Secret agent sheep: *ties up voodoo toonix and speaks gibberish to them*

Voodoo toonix: *speaks gibberish back angrily*

Secret agent sheep: *slaps voodoo toonix harder than my ass*

Voodoo toonix: *sighs and starts talking*

Narrator: ok, so you are a drug dealer, like to take needles, skips rehab, and came out of the closet as gay?

Voodoo toonix: *nods*

Secret agent sheep: *unties voodoo toonix and handcuffs them*

*Secret agent sheep takes voodoo toonix to the jail*

Narrator: so where are you gonna put voodoo toonix?

Secret agent sheep: *responds in gibberish while walking and looking at the narrator*

Narrator: with another toonix?! But they will have sex!

Secret agent sheep: *shakes head no while smiling confidently*

Narrator: No?!

Secret agent sheep: *speaks some more gibberish*

Narrator: that only happens in fanfics!? Well this IS a fanfic, written by some autistic kid!

Secret agent sheep: *unhandcuffs voodoo toonix and puts them in with another toonix*

Narrator: I'm scared for what's gonna happen next. Goodbye everyone!

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