#1 Story of My Life {fnaf fanfic of genderbend Toy Bonnie}

†Chapter 1†

Hello! OuO ← {face} My BAFF is { best animatronic friend forever} Toy Chica! SHE'S AWESOME! My boyfriend is Freddy. He's cool.

One night there was a new gaurd... I always wondered why the other gaurds magiclly disappear and why do they have to have security? Were not scary! WERE SEXY!! {No, that is not a bad word} We were really excited for this night! He was new so hopefully he's nice...but really I don't like how there is a phone guy who gossips about us on the phone. BUT SERIOUSLY?! WHY USE A PHONE WHEN YOU CAN TALK TO HIM/HER PERSONALLY?! Oh wait I know the anwser to that! ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE WERE SCARY RIGHT PHONE GUY?! Honestly were always losing our fun because of him...right Marionette? Marionette nods. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you she is speechless because her soul was taken after the depression of her losing her son. But she doesn't know that her son's soul is in the Golden Freddy suit. We felt bad for her so we let her join in on the fun.

"I wonder who is the new security gaurd?" I asked Toy Chica.
"I don't know, but I hope Phone Guy doesn't gossip anymore since you asked him not too... right Toy Bonnie?
"Um..."
"NUUUU don't tell me that you didn't tell him!"
"Well I did try to ask him but I couldn't find where he is so...heheh...", I chuckled nervously. Toy Chica did an epic face palm.
"Why?" She groaned while doing her face palm.
"Cupcake?" I looked nervously at her smiling and had a cupcake in my hands hoping that she would feel better. She took the cupcake angrily and shoved it in her beak.
"I'm still angry at but...YUMMY CUPCAKE!" She chewed it quicker than you can say, peter picked a pack of pickled pepper how many peppers did he pick? Or, she sells seashells at the seashore. I smiled in relif thinking, everythings okay if you give her a cupcake. Hm...I wonder where Foxy and Mangle is? I thought. I walked away holding Toy Chica's hand.
"Where are we going?" She wondered. I pulled her through the corner and there I saw Foxy. I saw him holding a clipboard and standing in front of a dark purple curtain. Toy Chica tackle hugged him and...probably squeezed him to death.
"Oh...Hi...Ugh...There...Chica", Foxy said in his breath that still lasted. Chica stopped hugging him and asked him, "what are you doing Foxy?"
"I'm looking at the party list", he replied. I took the clipboard from his one-hooked hand and I started reading it in my mind. After I read all the scribbles in black I gave him back the clipboard.
"Its... just scribbles, Foxy."
"No its not", Foxy showed it to me again, "look your name is on it Bon-Bon and Chica!" Chica took a peek at it and she was so happy that she could jump to the moon.
"Come on Bon-Bon the party is inside!" Chica looked through the curtains and gasped, "THERES CUPCAKES IN THERE ARE CUPCAKES IN THERE TOO!" After she said that I decided to look inside too. And I saw Mangle eating most of the cupcakes. When Chica saw that she got angry and stormed in he party and ate a cupcake angrily {again}. "She stress eating again!" Mangle called out to Foxy. I finally went inside to join the fun. I saw Marionette wave to me and I waved back adding a "Hi!". We always party before we have fun with the new security gaurds. I looked at the clock and saw it was 11:00!! "GUYS ITS 11PM!!!" I shouted, "WE GOTTA GET IN PLACES!!" So we all got in our places. I wish I knew who the new security gaurd is, I wondered holding my guitar beside Freddy.