Chapter 1 - 09.03.2021

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This is the first time i'm writing in a language i am not totally familiar with, so whoever you are, please help me out and correct me whenever you feel like it.

It is a looong chapter because i needed many words to explain the heck was going on.

Thanks for reading.
Enjoy!
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I must say this is pure madness. At least, to me.

The things we put ourselves into when boredom attacks is unbelievable.
Pandemic situation do make us stupid.
Thing is that i am in the process of writing a book right now with one of my friends, Lucie. We both don't really know what we're doing but we are hopping for the best.
Because of that damn book, we needed some of our friends to read some chapters and give us their thoughts about it.
There is about 5 of them reading our fantasy book, and although they're all slow readers, they all seem to like the story. (at least we got a bomb prologue)

Yesterday, when i was trying to make one of them read the second chapter in a roll he said that he needed to do some other stuff and then go to bed. Fair enough, everybody has things to do. But i was in the mood to tease and this, my friends, is what i texted him:

And you keep breaking my heart
11:57 p.m.

To what he answered:

Tururu
11:58 p.m.

That is a sound people from our country uses to describe a sad song from this anime, naruto, that became a meme to everything that is supposed to be sad.

In response, i got him a clown gif and went to sleep, knowing he wasn't reading my chapter until he pleases to read again. But that is not a real problem, he did read the last chapter and pointed out some stuff that i was going to work on today. But instead of that, he replied:

Where's Zooey?
1:14 a.m.

You see, a few days ago i discovered that he loved Zooey Deschanel and to call his attention to my chapters i started to send it with gifs of this actress. He liked. I mean, who wouldn't. She is so cute and charming and i do have another book in here where she was the inspiration for the main character but that's not important right now! Damn, i'm taking too long to explain...
I was sound asleep when he sent this to me. So this morning, when i woke up and saw his message, i thought 'why not keep the teasing?' Fine, let's do it. And i did.

You broke my heart and still want Zooey?
7:56 a.m.

I send that and after a few minutes i thought i should improve a little bit more:

I thought you were better than that.
I thought you knew better than that.
7:58 a.m.

I went to do my business, toilet stuff and getting the first meal of the day while helping out another friend who needed a certain kind of machine, that apparently doesn't exist yet, by texting the whole thing in messaging apps, after all we're living through pandemic situation. STAY HOME FOR GOD'S SAKE. okay, back to my life, Isaac, who is this Zooey Deschanel fan friend, send me a message:

Your broken heart don't changes my need for her
9:42 a.m

You see, we're not english native speakers so sometimes we do make mistakes while writing or speaking and that's totally fine for the message was understood. And yes, we were typing in english, for God's sake, and that's not even our native language.
And here comes more teasing...

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