Who would have known? My best friend's brother. BroJohn

Chapter 1: The very beginning. The introduction.

John ==> Confess to dave that you like his brother.

What? No! John would never do something like that. Besides, at this very moment he's WAY too excited to see Dave for the very first time. He was bouncing up and down in his seat the entire plane ride and he had gotten many dirty looks for that. But that didn't matter because John was in the airport and he could already see the signature aviators that he had gotten Dave for his birthday! The closer he got the more he found himself thinking "Wow dave is really tall" Of course, he didn't mean for them to be, but those words, consequentially, were also the first words out of his mouth.

"Wow Dave you're so tall!" John said, having to tilt his head back to look up at the other.

"I'm not tall man you're just short... and small. Like a cute little bunny with it's tiny legs and tiny little bunny poops. Even the bunny poops are cute. All adorable and shit. Almost as adorable as the bunny they came out of." Dave deadpanned, a slight texan accent in his voice- not really noticeable, barely enough to notice if you knew it was there. John was only slightly surprised at the words he was saying. He was surprised that Dave actually talked like he wrote; rambling on about something that was only slightly on topic.

"Ew Dave." John made a face, "That's gross." he paused and thought about what the other had said before saying "and did you really just compare me to bunny poop?" he paused again " ... and did you say my poop was cute?"

Dave's cool dude expression broke for a second and you could see him mentally backpedalling when a man John hadn't even noticed behind Dave said in a thick texan accent "Na man that metaphor was the shit. Pure irony at it's finest." John looked behind Dave to see a huge guy, not only tall but big with strong thick muscles.

Dave instantly stopped floundering and his cool dude facade returned. "Yeah man. Irony." John didn't really notice though. He leaned in close and asked Dav in a quiet voice "Uh... ave... Who is that man?" He stared at the man with wide child-like eyes. He didn't see how he could have missed him. He was a little taller than Dave... But only by like... a couple inches, and he was /thicker/. Everything about him screamed big, intimidating... sex god. Wait no what? John looked closer and noticed the freckles peeking out under the glasses barely visible with his golden tan. Noticed the slight upturn of his lips turning the nonchalant uncaring facial expression into a cocky smirk. Noticed the way this muscles rippled as he held his arm out as if wanting a handshake. Wait why is he doing that? Then he heard Dave's voice cutting through his thoughts.

"Egbert... Yo. Earth to Egderp. I said he's my Bro. Dude. Didn't one ever tell you staring is creepy? John w--"

"Oh. Hi I'm John." John said as he took a step closer to the tall and very attractive man, looking up at him through his lashes. John may or may not be flirting. No one will ever know. Well... Except for him... and maybe Bro. Something about the way his smirk twitched slightly higher at his actions told John that Bro knew exactly what he was doing and from what John was gathering about the mysterious and extremely hot man told him that Bro didn't mind all that much.

Oh great he thought to himself. This is going to be interesting. He could tell this month was going to be full of surprises and John wasn't sure if he was dreading them of or looking forward to them, but with that hot piece of ass there to look at (and when they had turned to leave John got a good look and it /was/ a nice piece of ass. He had had to bite his lip to keep from licking them as Bro clenched and unclenched them sure that John was looking while they walked out of the airport.) John knew it was going to be enjoyable.