Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-67

- Nicolina's -

   In the middle of the night as our Chick turned Rooster crows we hear banging at our door and Rachel's voice.

Rachel: "Yells". Get up!. Get up!. Get up!. God damn it!. Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!.

Chandler opens our apartment door as i tie my robe going over to the door.

Rachel: What is that noise?.

Chandler: You!.

Joey: It's the chick. 

Nico: She's...going through some changes.

Monica: What kind of changes?.

Chandler: Well the vet seems to think that's she's becoming a rooster.

 The rooster crows.

Chandler: We're getting a second opinion.

*Time Lapse*

   Later that morning at Monica and Rachel's. Ross and Phoebe have joined us for breakfast as Rachel has returned from shopping.

Phoebe: Hey!.

Ross: Hey what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?.

Rachel: Well I've been up since six. Thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.

Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.

Rachel: Yeah!. Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around.

Phoebe: All right. I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor and um see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.

Nico: Now how will they know if you're ready?.

Phoebe: Oh they're just gonna um look to see if my endometria layer is thick.

Chandler: Oh I can uh check that for ya.

Phoebe: Okay everyone think thick.

All: Good-bye!. Good luck!.

Nico: Manifesting it for ya!.

Phoebe opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.

Phoebe: Hi!. Wish me luck!.

Monica: Oh good luck.

Joey: Good luck. "To Monica". And I'm still right!.

Monica: That is so not true!.

Rachel: What?.

Joey: She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Chandler: I can check that for ya.

Monica: I just-I can't believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.

Chandler: Well...we-we do. 

Nico: You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.

Joey: Yeah what's that about?.

Chandler: "To Rachel". And you...Ross I believe if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

Ross checks Rachel's bag to find a half eaten box of cookies.

Ross: You're good. "Tries a cookie". These are not.

Rachel: I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.

Monica: Yeah.

Joey: Oh yeah?. Ross how many items left in that bag?.