Yn's POV:
(Day 10)
I had a base, which I woke up in just fine.
But if I had to wager a guess, so did many others, so my plan for today was to search for one of those bases and when I get some devastating weapons, nuke em'.
On the way, I also wanted to put my negotiation skills to the test. By that, I mean, get people to kill themselves.
So, grabbing a bag of "normal" food, I head off.
Killing people with surprise attacks is good and all, but that way is long, tedious, and risky.
With nothing to lose, I might as well and explore other options.
Even if they are a bit dickish...
(Opening theme)
Wandering the map, I search for some poor soul to trick.
Finding a guy on a hill, making a non-hidden base, I slowly approach as not to startle them.
Yn: Hello there!
Player:??
Turning around, they thought to draw their weapon, but I calm them.
Yn: Whoa, whoa, I'm here to trade items not blows.
Yn: I have food, do you? Maybe we could trade?
Yn: Say for... Spare gun materials for a few stacks of food?
Player:... O-okay. But I want half now.
Yn: Of course.
I take out the bag of "normal" food.
Yn: Don't double-cross me, okay?
They take some of the food and eat it.
Player:?!
Player: Poison!?
Yn: That's power pork. It takes you down to 1hp, then when you regenerate the health, you'll have extra health points.
Player: Really?
Yn: Yep. Just relax and let it happen.
Player: Okay, okay-
"Doonmoon didn't read the label"
Yn:(innocent whistling)
After Doonmoon so generously donated his things to me, I took what I needed, hid what I didn't, and journeyed onwards to the next sob to fall as my prayer.
Yn: Hello good sir!
"Kikivi couldn't handle her poison"
Yn: Yo!
"Fearthe4th tried training their stomach"
Yn: At this rate, I'm going to win the tournament!
Laughing to myself, I spot smoke from a campfire. Maybe not much but one player down is one player down.
As I walk past a few trees to exit the forest, I noticed a little red dot on the tree to my right.
Yn:?
As I walked past the tree, the dot disappeared.
Yn:!?
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