The Owl House x Yakuza: Kamurocho's Newest Witch....in Training

Stardust Have No Gold

King P.O.V.

i was getting curious about a little club called Stardust

i walked in and got confused about all the lights in the club

King: woo. that's bright. 

then two peeps were arguing at one tabe they were in

Random Party-goer 1: it doesn't matter cause i ain't picking those up.

Random Party-goer 2: well it's all your bullcrap here. all them Battlestar Earth plastic (tosses one of the cups)  drink cups.

Random Party-goer 1: don't you touch those! they're in mint condition, and they're going to stay that way.

Random Party-goer 2: i'd touch them all the way to the trash can.

Random Party-goer 1: you do that and your G.I. Joes are gonna be MIA my friend. and then who's gonna call, little mama joe, and tell her that her boy ain't comin' home, cause someone fell asleep on guard duty!

King: uh hey. you guys know where i could find someone named Joon-gi Han. you guys know where he is?

Random Party-goer 1: lo-i don't know what you're getting at, little man.

then Joon was chit-chatting with a group of girls

Joon-gi Han: so there i was finding a caveman beating a boulder into powder because he couldn't eat it, and a magic ball landed near me and the caveman. naturally, that caveman thought, "All right! Free Egg!" because he's stupid and he's a cave man. so he spent about 3 days humping it and busting it open with his thigh bone so he could eat it good, then that magic ball shoot...uh...what was his name? Oog! the ball shot Oog with a weird beam, and the next thing i know, Oog went out and invented a wheel out of some dinosaur brain! that magic dino-wheel rolled for 3 short distances before he ate it. the point is, he got smarter. soon, he walked upright, then tamed his featherback dirty matted hair into wings for style, and he stop to use the bathroom as opposed to him just doing it as he walked.

then the girls giggled about the story, and then i came in

King: excuse me. are you named Joon-gi Han?