Helluva Owl House (Owl House x Helluva Boss)

Prologue part 1

(This is season 2 episode 2 btw)

Blitz POV

I opened my eyes slowly, I felt myself on the soft texture of the grass. A coral pink sky.. and.. oddly hot weather, my fucking god! Even Hell isn't as hot as this shit, jeez! I lifted myself up, looking around at wherever the fuck I was. Moxxie, Mills and Looney were with me.. they all seemed to be passed out as well.

Stolas wasn't present however.

Come to think of it.. how did I end up here?

Oh right, a mission went wrong and Stolas came to our rescue. He made a portal to such the source of our almost death in, but we ended up getting sucked in instead.

I looked behind me to see... a house? And it looked oddly.. normal for once? I dusted myself off as I stood, hmm.. i knew the people here probably weren't anyone's targets, but hey, maybe i can make up for the kill by killing someone here? I pulled out my gun, just incase anyone was there.

I went up to the door, and-

"Hoot, hoot! Password please!" The door was talking. How? Why? I dont know. "AGH! HOLY SHIT!" I scream, firing my pistol out of fear. The gunshot echoed through the air, I gave a sigh. "Well, shit.."

"OH MY OH MY! WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU JUST MADE NOISE WITH?! CAN I SEE, CAN I SEE-" The talking door got slammed open, it screamed as its face was slammed onto the wall. And, what revealed itself was... an odd looking whore.

She had silverish hair, pointy ears and white skin. She wore a red dress with a yellow circle, she wore boots as well. She had amber eyes, and red lipstick. "What the.." She mutters to herself. "Yeah, yeah. I know. Its pretty fucking weird to see a fuckin demon standin at your door. With a pistol even, so uh-" I pointed my gun at her face immediately, "have you done any crime in your life, you mysterious elf bitch?"

"Si- sir!" I hear a scrawny voice call out. Goddamnit, he was awake. Moxxie..

"What are you doing?! This isnt the target!" He cries, forcing me to hold my gun down. "Errr.. targe-" "I am so sorry, ma'am! We just.. we have this business thing and sometimes he gets too carried away when shit goes wrong. This wont happen again." Moxxie cuts the mysterious lady off.

"Business?" She pulls out a staff, "alright, tell me. Do you two and.." She points to Looney and Millie. "Those two over there work for the emperors coven?" She asks. "The fuck is an emperors coven?" I say, confused. "Um.. hello? Its that one thing ran by that creepy guy, the emperor?" She says, just as confused.

"The fuck do you mean? Is this even Hell?" I say, looking at the pink sky. "Hell?" She mutters, "Okay, you four obviously don't know what this place is. So I'm going to let you in, for now.. but don't try any funny business okay?" She narrows her eyes. I sigh, "Yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever, whore." I say that last part very quietly.

"Well, go get those two. They obviously haven't woken up." She says. I run for Looney and pick her up and my arms, Moxxie runs for Millie and carries her. As we head in, we lay them on the couch. "So, I'm Eda the Owl Lady! Nice to meet you." She greets, snapping her fingers. And soon, the whole room lit up. "What are your names?" She asks.

"I'm Blitz, the o is silent... and you see, im the founder of a company called I.M.P. And thats kinda why we're here?.. because we kinda screwed up on a mission?" I say, with a nervous look. "I see, and you?" She points her staff at Moxxie.

"Uh, well I'm Moxxie.." He breathes, "This is my wife, Millie.." He makes a lovesick smile as he points to the sleeping broad. "And this is Blitz's adopted daughter, Loona." He says.

Oh boy.. so we met this Eda chick, now wha-

"I'm ready to be a witch apprentice, Eda-" A girl with short brown hair and brown eyes sees us, she has dark skin and has a black robe on and seemingly a witches hat. She stops for a moment, before her eyes suddenly light up with joy.

"OH MY GOSH, OHMYGOOOOSH-" She runs over to me and tackles me into a hug, "BLIIIITZ!"

How.. how did she know my name?

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Mwmskskw I had to do this at some point okay- emira and loona share the same va, so I figured eh why the fuck not a crossover like this would be funny