craigs pov:
I groan stumbling out of bed.
{You have 5 missed calls}
Honey: Wake the fuck up
Honey: Get up Now Craig or I'll call ur mum.
„Craig! Tweeks going to be here soon!" I rub my face still waking up, god I thought woman had mood swings. I grab out my black shirt putting it on, I walk downstairs yawning. „Long night?" I nod hearing a knock on the door. „Tweeks here." I nod opening the door.
„Are you -AGH forgetting something?"Tweek laughs looking up at me, I nod kissing his cheek. „We good?" He rolls his eyes. „No dumbass, y-you're not wearing pants." I turn around. „Uh, it was a personal choice." He nods. „T-Then where are you -AGH going?" I answer. „To take a piss, do you mind?" He laughs sitting at the breakfast table, did I just lie to my boyfriend as a joke cause he knows my dumbass forgot pants? Maybe. I quickly grab my black skinny jeans and my lucky chain Tweek made for me out of my old broken bike chain, I run downstairs. „Alright, I'm ready!" Tweek smiled jumping up. „Did you finally decide to put on pants?" I grab his hand. „Shut up."
I dragged him outside jumping in the car. „Too young to get a drivers license, Tweeky" He sits up in my car. „Y-You ass, shut up." Yes, I have a car at 16 1/2, I have a really good paying job. It's great. I pull out of the driveway humming. „I'm surprised your mum said yes." Tweek nods. „Same!" He smiled leaning my seat back grabbing my hand, I quickly placed our hands on his lap laughing a little. We arrive in the parking lot as I smile.
„Ready to co-parent?" He nods quickly getting out as we get inside, we walk down the back seeing the cages with Guinea pigs, I aww loud. „Alright so! Your cage is just as big as you, right?" He nods. „Yep!" I think. „4?" He nods quickly. „Y-Yes! That one! It's so cute we MUST get that one...-ACK and that one! Oh and that one! And tthat one!" I nod quickly. „You read my mind!" We buy them quickly as I ask.
„Wanna stay at mine tonight? With the Guineas" He nods quickly. „Yes! Yes! Yes!" We get back to my place as my mom hums. „Back so soon?" I nod quickly putting the little carrier cage on the table. „Look at them! Look at these beautiful babies!" Tweek smiles pulling out a black on with a little white spot on its eye. „This one is so soft..." I smile as he places it on his chest cuddling it. „I love him.." I say confused. „How can you tell it's a boy?" He answers. „Those two were in the girls box and.-„ I cut him off. „They're going to get laid more than me!" Laura chokes walking over. „Craig!" I hum laughing as if I didn't say that in front of my mum. „Yes?" Tweek rolls his eyes. „Let's go set them in there cages!" I nod quickly as we quickly go upstairs placing them in the cage so they can get settled in, I already love them,
„ok so! Black spot? Dottie?' Tweek nods quickly. „The dark brown with white and light brown stripes should be named stripe #5!" I nod. „Yes! Uhhh, That like very white small dots one should be nova!" Tweek nods. „The last one...he's kinda small?" I nod grabbing his hand. „Tweek Junior!" Tweek slaps my chest. „Really?" I nod. „It kind of looks like you? It has almost yellowishfur, small, is snuggling a little close to the other boy..." Tweek rolls his eyes grabbing my arm cuddling it. „Shut up!" He grips on my arm. „Are we having our movie date or?"
