The Rant/Advice Book

★LUNCH★

Okay, so idk about you but my lunches in school are short. 15 minutes! But I'll be chatting with my friends and then they'll be like "lunch is ending in five minutes" and I look down in my lunchkit and I see I've eaten almost nothing except for my juice box and gummies. So then I have to eat as fast as I can. I was so close to going around and asking people if they wanted some of my food. I worship those people at lunch that are like "hey can I have your raisins?" & I'm like "yeah sure take them." Because when someone asks for the food you don't want, I'm here like take the damn raisins.
This made me think, that there's a hundred people in a lunch room and they have different personalities.
1) The Person that Gives Away all Their Food
Now, everyone loves these people because they just grow their lunch and everyone can grab whatever they want!
2) The Candy Person
These people never have real lunches. Their lunches consist of pop, chips, candy and everything. These people usually pack their own lunches because I swear they have nothing healthy in there except for the 0.5% healthy potatoes in the chips.
3) The I'm not hungry People
These people either
a) have no lunch
or
b) don't eat their lunch.
These people usually crowd around and just talk all lunch and don't eat.
4) The Health Freaks
These people, you can't even find a juice box or pudding or something in their lunch. It's all fruits and veggies and if they're lucky, you may be able to find some goldfish or some shit in there.
5) The People that don't share
These people are greedy, they don't share anything.
"Omigosh grapes are my fav can I have one half of a grape?"
"No!"
Now, if your lucky, you may find a crumb of a granola bar on the ground & they may just let you have it.

Which person are you in the lunchroom? Personally, I think I'm #1. Tell me if I forgot any, and I'll add them in.