Monster ultra ultra

Karl lay in his bed, mind filled with thoughts about what Sapnap had said earlier in his stream. He just couldn't get his mind off it. He loved monster but Sapnap really had to make a joke about how he "always wanted it inside him" Now Karl just sat there for a while thinking. He looked over to a can of monster ultra on his bedside table and thought for a second. He couldn't help himself, from the thought he had no control. He reached into his bedside table and grabbed a small bottle of lube, squeezed a bit onto his hand and rubbed them together.
This is ridiculous.
He pulled down his pants along with his boxers and began to slide one finger in, then another the third one was the easiest, after he had done that he took his fingers out and reached over to the monster can sitting there and began to cover it with lube then he looked at it thinking, I'm really about to do this... he pressed it against his hole and was about to go for it then...