The Family And Their Proxy

Ben, stfu

Sonya: *is sitting between Jack and Ben* (shit got srs)

Ben: So Sonya, can I take you out soon?~ *wraps his arms around Sonya's shoulders*

Sonya: no

Ben: Why?

Jack: Ben, stfu *is still eating kidneys* (JACK, Y U NO FAT?!)

Ben: No, and Sonya tell me~ *rests his chin on her shoulder*

Sonya: No

Ben: is it because you don't like me?

Sonya: Yes, and more

Ben: MORE?!

Sonya: *sighs angrily* yes..more..

Ben: Are you dating somebody?

Sonya: Yes

Ben: WHO'S THE BASTARD?!?

Jack: That 'bastard' is me, hobbit-dwarf

Ben: AND WHY A CANNIBAL?!

Sonya: He's better than you

Jack: Heh, love ya too Sonya *pushes Ben's arms off of her, and snakes an arm around her waist*

Ben: YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU AND YOU DATE HIM?!

Sonya: Yes, all is true

Ben: OMFG, I HATE JACK SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

Jack: K *gives Sonya a kidney*

Sonya: *eats the kidney* Ben, deal with it

Ben: NO! EVERY GIRL, EXCEPT YOU, ARE WHORES AND BITCHES (Ben, you date alot of prostitutes. I bet every girl is beautiful and smart)

Jack: Then good luck finding someone like Sonya

Sonya: *cuddles with Jack*

Ben: I WILL MURDER YOU JACK

Jack: Doubt it

Ben: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Jack: Ben..*looks at him with a menacing look* Don't argue

Ben: O-ok..*crosses his arms, and turns away from Jack*

Sonya: Jack, don't go hard on him *rests her head on his lap*

Jack: Meh *kisses her forehead, and strokes her hair*

Sonya: Bllehh...black substance..*wipes the substance from her forehead and pokes Jack's cheek*

Jack: Sorry, babe

Sonya: *playfully pouts* shut up

Jack: No *pulls her up and kisses her*

Sonya: *kisses back*

Ben: Go make out somewhere else *is angrily playing a game*

Jack: Go play your game somewhere else *kicks him off the couch*

Sonya: *snickers* Jack, that's mean

Jack: I don't care *nibbles her neck softly* (fucking kill me)

Sonya: J-jack..

Ben: *glares at Jack* Motherfucker

Jack: *stops biting her neck* Right back at you

Ben: *stomps out of the room*

Jeff: *walks past Ben* What's up with him?

Sonya: He's mad that I'm dating Jack

Jeff: Lel *jumps on another couch*

Sally: *twirls downstairs* Hi Jack and Sonya!

Sonya: Hey Sally

Jack: *waves*

Charlie: *comes downstairs behind Sally, flicking off people*

Jeff: o

Sonya: k then...

Jack: ...demonic bear...

*Ding dong fucking hell*

Sonya: SLENDY, GET IT!!!!

Slendy: Ok, Sonya, I am very close the door *walks downstairs*

Sonya: *is right next to the door* meh

~to be continued~

LELELELELELE *is currently at the beach* FFFFFFFFF.
Hey dudes, hope ya like this one, got a little lemon-y, but not too much. If you want more lemons type 'no' if you don't want more type 'no' mkay, bai.