Beast Wars; I Require Sunglasses! (TFBW One-Shot)

Beast Wars; I Require Sunglasses!

"Where is she?!" demanded a giant gorilla.

"I don't know Boss, I can't find her anywhere!" replied Cheetor as he ran in.

The gorilla sighed.

"Optimus Primal, Maximize!" he yelled as his fur shifted to reveal a Cybertronian mech.

A female human walked in casually with sunglasses as she looked up. She then preformed a dramatic gasp.

"Oh no! We got Optimus Fake here!" she exclaimed. The commander groaned as he heard her. 'Agh, great. Here we go again,' he thought.

"For the millionth time, I am not Optimus Fake," he sighed in dismay with a hint of annoyance.

"Fine OP Ape, whatever you say!" she stated as she threw in the insult casually.

"Or OP Ape. And why are you wearing a visor?" he inquired.

"Not saaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng," she sang annoyingly.

"Who are you?"

"Not saying."

"Where are you from?"

"Not saying."

He sighed. "Then why hate us?"

The female with the white headscarf looked up with a grin. "I got TONS and TONS and TONS and TONS and TONS of reasons. Includes the fact that your show is simply... indescribable." She paused and her grin grew wider. "YIPEE I AM A SMARTIE!"

She pulled out her phone and speakers from her backpack, and unleashed a booming singing voice.

"EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!"

They all placed their servos over their audios to protect them from the annoying song.

::Are you positive in your deci-:: started Rhinox but was cut off with Dinobot's battle cry as he pulled out his 'mighty' sword and slashed at the obnoxious organic.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled the female as she dashed off, resulting her sunglasses to slide off and drop on the floor.

Dinobot carelessly stepped on it, crushing it to pieces and glared at her.

"Fleshy, give me one good reason not to annihilate you," he hissed.

However, the human was glaring back with enraged hazel eyes.

"REVENGE FOR LE SUNGLASSES THAT THOU MURDERED!" she yelled before dashing off.

Everybody frowned at her words before OP glared at Dinobot. "Now we need to restart the hunt! For the fifth time because you could not control your anger."

The former Predacon humphed at the supreme commander. "So what? Why keep her around if she has no use to us?" he hissed.

"You will never understand this..." he muttered. Out of the blue, red lights started to flash at once, causing the Maximals to jump out of their skins.

"What the pit is that?!" yelled Rattrap as he leaped onto Dinobot's backstrut.

"Vermin, you forgot that these are mere noise and lights!" growled Dinobot as he chucked him off his back.

Soon another song was blasted, this time through the private comlink.

::WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! DING DING DI-DING DING DI-DI-DI-DING-DING!::

"AH!" exclaimed Cheetor shutting off his comlink at once. "This is torture! Boss, can't we just get rid of her?"

He shook his answer in reply. "No, we can not kill off organic creatures. Even if they-" The leader of the Maximals was cut off by lights flickering on and off furiously before they went out, enveloping everyone in a blanket of pitch-black. "Even, if let us say, they happen to mess with our systems," he muttered.

"GET OFF OF ME VERMIN!" roared Dinobot's voice before Rattrap's and Cheetor's yelps were heard after a clash of metal.

"Was that necessary, Dinobot?" stated Tigatron's wise voice from afar.

"Yes, I can not stand vermins like him JUMP ON ME EVERY FIVE CLICKS!"

[Meanwhile]

The female human looked at her phone. It was April 1st. She grinned evilly from her hidden spot.

"April Fools... Now the real revenge begins..."

A/N

Dedications: @TFALokiwriter for requesting this one-shot and starting the "Why am I in Transformers Prime?" trilogy; @X_Midnight_X for helping me around with this project; Hasbro for creating other universes besides Beast Wars Era; and Hasbro/Takara Tomy for Creating LE TRANSFORMERS!