The Earth was clouded with wars from all sides. There were no allies, every other nation was another enemy. 10....15 years passed by and the turmoil couldn't be brought to a stop, Until a few select people ended it without a speck of dust remaining. They didn't use weapons but rather killed their enemies with crig. And now they have set their eyes to a much lofty goal as they look towards Mars-
Monika: Have you brought my bananas? Mob: Yo get them yourself-
Mob was kicked out of the meeting for being disrespectful to the all-mighty ruler of the planet.
Andrew: Laughs
Andrew was kicked out of the meeting to repent on his mistakes
Monika: WHERE ARE MY DAMN BANANAS!!? Fall: gives bananas. Monika: Why can't yall be like Fall? Starts eating a banana Warro: Can we discuss the plan now?
Warro was kicked out for interrupting the all-mighty ruler from eating a banana
Meko: Wasn't he supposed to explain the main part of this plan? Monika: It's alright, you thought Phantom was here for no reasons? Continues eating the banana slowly Phantom: . Monika: Dot chan won't help you here, well then now present the plan. Silence Monika: Bring those three back Warro: Explains the resources and time required to move to Mars with math and bs
Warro: Even with maximum efficiency we can carry around 30% payload to the other planet. Meaning we have to start development over there-
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Warro: Good Lord Save me. Oracle: Pepegas, got this wholesome one 361562 Monika: Excellent work Oracle. Warro: Wtf, how is that even work!?
Warro was kicked out due too disrespect to the all-mighty ruler of the planet and the other members of his own party.
Monika: We are gonna go to Mars without that monke. Phantom: I can't do it alone. Monika: Get some help. Phantom: Who? Micheal Jordan?
Phantom was kicked out for joking with the all-mighty ruler of the planet
Monika: Oracle, Mob, Meko, Maloo, Ether and Daiki will plan this trip and present your plan tomorrow. Mob: What about Andrew, Legend and Hyper? Monika: Just use their crig to get into space. Says while still eating the same banana. Andrew, Legend, Hyper: :starechamp:
Warro& Phantom on the outside: Yo bro, what's up for Genshin 6.3 update btw Continues chatting
The rest of the day inside the basement passes by with Monika eating bananas all day long, while Fall carefully makes sure Monika's supply of bananas is always in the green bar. Andrew, Legend and Hyper spend rest of the day complaining how their crig energy is not more than a hydrogen fusion bomb. While the rest, try to make up a perfect plan to not colonise Mars and enjoy their time on Earth.
The next day
Monika: Alright, present your plan
The team makes a plan anyway since they didn't wanna get kicked from their cosy ol' basement. After the explanation of their plans, Monika orders the resources and labour and all of them head off to Mars.
Initiating countdown for takedown, 3,2,1
Monika: Andrew, Legend, Hyper get your crig up!
Even though they say "no" the rocket somehow takes off due to unknown force and propels up to outer space, and after a few days they finally reach Mars.
Monika: We can finally start colonising Mars- Phantom: Took you long enough to get here. Keeping aside how we came all the way to Mars, can you get rid of those species chasing Warro? Warro: Phantom get me conc. Hcl Phantom: No Warro: I will give these aliens your dot chan- Phantom: It's pH 1 handle it carefully. Warro: Now you all big pants are screwed Dieee!!!!
The species fall down, roll around and make sounds similar to laughter. Warro faints in disbelief because not even Hcl worked and then, Monika steps up. His group steps in front of him but all them are blown away by the species. And then-
Monika: BANANNN RNSHHH!!! Says while chomping down another banana. Then Monika offers help to those species and soon becomes friends with them because they all liked bananas.
The aliens introduce themselves as Scum, Takuto, Believer, Nagito, Thunder and Iv (No offense meant here, Just want the roles to be distributed, I am sorry about it)
Nagito: So what was that ticklish thing you threw at me human? Warro: Hcl big man? Ticklish tho really? Nagito: Oh yes, please do it again Warro: No Nagito: Yes Phantom: Finally some rest- Warro: Btw Phantom, your dot chan-
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Phantom: So you chose death. Warro: No wait, I WAS JUST RETURNING IT!! Scum: This looks like one of the things I would get excited with. Iv: Keeps poking Fall Fall: ......... Takuto: Anyone has a sister?? Mob: No, do you? Takuto: Yes and she's cute Mob: Oh she's the one I examined yesterday Takuto: ..... 8 year loli (Andrew): How did I turn this way:starechamp: Monika: We have new commanders in our army now! Chomps another banana. Introducing Marv and Meet from our planet. Meet: Loli chan!! Come to me now 8 year loli: No Marv: What job do we have here Monika. Monika: You serve bananas. Marv: the what? Monika: Bananas. Maloo: Adopts another daughter. Daiki: Ah shit here we go again- Believer: Hello new daughter- Meow: Hewwoo Hyper: :starechamp: Thunder: You humans have some interesting pics on this device- Monika: WHO TF TOOK MY BANANA
And that's about one day of many other days where there's mayhem all the time.
