New Fears

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So... Ryan is coming over. I need to make sure he has the worst night ever. Don't judge me, this works in the movies.

Riker: All set?

Rocky: 100%

Ryland: Fool proof.

Ross: What are you guys talking about?

Riker: Nothing.

Rocky: Pancakes.

Ryland: They mean... Pancakes with nothing on them! Yeah?

Ross: OK?

Rydel: Good. Now shoo!

Ross: But why?

Rydel: Shoo!

Ross: Why?

Rydel: SHOO!

Ross: OK geez calm down Rydel.

Rydel: What the heck I am calm!

Ryan agreed to go to the Lynch's today. I'm actually excited for him to meet my second family. Maybe this wasn't a mistake after all. Ryan has been a great boyfriend so far. I am now getting ready to go there, and by getting ready, I mean brushing my hair. I don't need to change, or put makeup on to go there. Ryan comes with his car, I walk up to him.

Ryan: Laura what is going on with your face? And these clothes? Go dress up already!

Laura: Nah, this is how I always go there.

Ryan: And they don't say anything? You look horrible!

Laura: No! They don't! Because they don't care about my looks OK? They love me for who I am! And I am not going to change!

Ryan: Haha I was joking! You look good. Now come in already.

Laura: You know, if this was Ross, he would've opened the door for me.

He groans and comes to open the door. I love annoying him.

Laura: And would've told me a Laura joke.

Ryan: Laura joke?

Laura: You don't know what a Laura joke is?

Ryan: How would I know!

Laura: What's my favorite color?

Ryan: I don't know yellow

Laura: No actually that's my best friend's favorite color.

Ryan: Is it a boy?

Laura: Well yah. Ross.

Ryan: Yah him, stay away from him,

Laura: Why?

Ryan: Just stay away, I don't want you near him. OK? Or else you're going to regret knowing me.

Laura: He's my best friend tho.

And then he did it. He slapped me right across the face.

Ryan: Call Ross. Right now.

I did so.

Ryan: Tell him we can't come. Or else.

I did so, Ross seemed disappointed. But Ryan was scaring the heck out of me. What have I gotten myself into...


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