The Desperate need of help.

Chapter1: Cop Down

oh no I have a fever, time to write three pages of words of a mini story about astronauts on a jungle planet for research before separating before finding they have people in the team that instead wanted to colonize the planet but instead fuses the leaders of the two humanoid creature species on the planet together into one creature while everyone needs to survive till they can return while exploring the planet and getting endless encounters of various creatures include a peacock relative with snakes for the tail feathers instead, seal-like crocodilians with eel tails and much more that will tie with stories about a pokemon battle Royale that resulted in a black hole, a guy working as a guard in the local pizzeria and in the end kills a bunny suit with the soul of a serial killer's cousin with the help of a bunch of haunted anamatronics and a snake woman thing that is half robot and could expose its insides to jumpscare, another story about a bunch of leaders on another universe trying to stop makes that wanted to reset the universe by using arrows made of some sacred stone, with the leaders include the main character, a boy that can control thunder, having a crush on another leader, being a woman that is 45 percent snake and can control ice while having a snek that I conjoined to her and has a sword that is created in her womb and is given birth (also the main character raised her), and finally another story about jurassic world 2.0, two kids surviving in dinosaur enclosures before discovering an inside job from a rival company that is creating the ultimate live weapon the size of a blue whale that also involves san killing an entire mansion (or at least, most of the household) before that being meaningless since the old prototype breaks out anyway with Samantha and Charlotte having a relationship with it. Than all of them fit into a main story about a bunch of colleagues teaming with media mascots and a bunch of sacred animals to destroy a race of aliens and robots that try to reset earth before encountering a freaking demon that is possessing zipper t bunny from animal crossing, but than a fairy that has a plant lower half that covers an entire valley weakens it to be beaten up before the demon getting killed by two mario characters and a custom pokemon before the second story begins in the second part if the book, where everyone breaks the 4th wall by revealing me, 30 years later, died of covid and is now in purgatory, writing endlessly so that my alive counterpart, which is some other kid idk, is writing so that he can achieve his dream of being an author, but the demon from before tries to stop him as finishing the book can delete him from life by story plot, but everyone not only kills every hostile demon from existence (plus the corrupt son of Satan that killed the actual Satan in order to kill more for more income from jesus), but causes me (just dead and at 42) to link to a bunch of scientists to create everyone in the book to exsist on earth as actual beings via minds and bodies, allowing them to exsist and stop the original source of several stuff that led to every bad event while I cleans up the paradoxes by the stuff I write connecting to real life stuff (basically writing history in a proper manner the gods wanted to). Than everything that happens in movies, games and other stuff as actual things that happen and thus allow for more controllers so that the entire universe can be balanced in in peace. And it all started with me being born (as u can see, this story is dark and it's gonna half a lot of sexual stuff, gore, curse words, racism etc. in and is only for people like me to read, people that are experts in all media sources and are okay to inappropriate content. This book also touches on important stuff like political bias, Karen's, video games being so called connected to violence and other issues.)