"Harrry Pottterrr...."
"Yes, Mr-Two-Face-Turbun-Guy?"
"There is a rock in your pocket, and I want it..."
"I have a rock in my pocket?"
"Yesss..."
"how do you know?"
"I am-"
Harry gasped.
"WAIT! YOU PUT IT IN THERE, YOU BRAT! TALK ABOUT YOUR STEALTH ALL DAY, I'LL STUFF A ROCK IN YOUR MOUTH!!"
"No, I DIDN'T!"
"Oh then. How do you know?"
"I can-"
"Ohhh, everyone told 2-face about my cool pebble collection huh? It's pretty famous..."
Harry gasped again.
"You were trying to steal my glorious pebble collection, WEREN'T YOU?!"
"I-"
"How DARE you! NOBODY steals MY pebbles! Not even the Dark 2-face guy!"
"I-"
"...2-Face showing off MY pebble collection...NUH-UH!!"
"I DON'T WANT YOUR PEBBLE COLLECTION TO SHOW OFF!"
"What do you want it for then?"
"To gain IMMORTALITY!"
"...You want my pebbles...to make you live forever? I know my collection is so cool, but that is just not how this works..."
"NO!!"
"Then WHAT?"
"There is a particular stone I want..."
"How do you know I have that stone? There are trillions of them on Earth and even MORE in SPACE!!"
"THE STONE IS IN A CASTLE!!"
"There are a hundred castles is Europe alone."
"THIS CASTLE!! THE STONE IS IN THIS CASTLE!"
"...The castle is literally made of stone..."
"It's in this ROOM!!"
"THERE ARE THOSANDS OF ROCKS IN THIS ROCKY DUNGEON!"
"...agh, ONLY YOU CAN HAVE IT!!"
"...If only I can have it, then why do you want it?"
"...JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!"
"WHICH ONE?!?! I have EXACTLY 1,424 in MY POCKET!! I'd ask you to count, but you'd steal My-Most-Precious-Ones."
"I...KILL HIM!!"
"Oh my God, he's going to kill me, I'm so scared."
(Pretend Quirrel is killing Harry, or is trying to-and Harry has floored him by throwing rocks at him)
"Ow, My Lord, rocks hurt..."
"Rocks can't hurt, 2-Face, they can't feel pain."
"J-just, GRAB HIM!"
(Quirrel floats away as dust.)
"Uhm... BYE! See you around, Professor! I'll call you for tea at Hagrid's if you don't freak him out or float away as dust again!"
"I'm gonna murder that kid..."
Harry gasps AGAIN.
" He's going to kill a sheep baby? Sheep murderer... BE SURE TO GIFT IT A ROCK FIRST AND KILL IT WITH ROCKS!! ROCK POWER!!"
THE (very unusual) END
THIS ONE WAS VERY WEIRD, DON'T JUDGE.
(It was literally all dialogue- I was lazy)
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what if... (Philosipher Stone) harry potter likes rocks
HumorHarry doesn't want to surrender his precious rock collection. We are at the bit where Quirrel tells Harry he's the bad guy, oh and Voldemort is here. None of these characters belong to me, they all belong to JK Rowling. this is all very random seri...
