"P.S. I still love you" | Dobby x baby yoda

1. A whole new world

baby yoda walked with his awfully thic arse in to poison class, where he saw Dobby shaking his tiny dombo ass cheeks. Baby yoga went like: "that imposter is looking awfully thic"

They started making out.

THEN out of nowhere: Obama walked in. "What the hell baby yoga, what are you doing with that sexy elf" he screamed while crying and shaking.

"It is not what it looks like." Baby yoda said with tears in his eyes.

Trump and Biden walked in, holding hand aesthetically. "We heard screaming." They said. "What in the mushroom is going on."

Obama, being the slytherin he is, started beating Dobby.

"No, no STOP." Dobby screamed, but Obama didn't.

Baby yoda started singing:

"What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like, "Yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man, I seen you deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back to them all
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind (true)
Please do not, not waste my time (Wolf)
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean"

When he was done, Biden cried and Dobby vomited in his sock and started beating Obama with it.

But all the sudden, Biden said something no one expected. "Guys stop, i have to tell you something." He said

"I'm pregnant."

Trump died of death.

"Finally, we're are rid of that orange looking bitch." Obama said.

"I have a question." Baby yoda said, "who's the father."

Biden gasped, and said:

"The father is..."

"Logan Paul."

Nobody was surprised

"PLEASE DONT TELL BRYCE HALL."

"He will be so mad that Logan cheated on him" Biden said.

Dobby randomly started twerking again while crying his elf eyes out.

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PART 2 SOON !