Helluva Boss: Highway to Hell (Loona x Male Reader)

A Day off in Mt. Morris

The Immediate Murder Professionals (also known as I.M.P.) is a start-up assassination business. Founded by an imp named Blitzø (the "o" is silent), I.M.P. takes out living targets on Earth as a way for any demon in hell to care of the unfinished business. How they do this is via a grimoire that belongs to Stolas, the owl demon prince of Ars Goetia (basically the east end of hell), who gladly lets them use it in exchange for Blitzø to give him a night of "passionate fornication". The company consists of Blitzø and two other imps Moxxie and Millie, a married couple and his adopted goth hellhound daughter, Loona. Today, Millie was teaching Moxxie how to shoot a crossbow for the first time with the help of Loona, who's eyes where glued to the screen of her phone as per usual.

"Moxxie, stop shaking. You're going to shoot our only hellhound." Millie said to her husband. "Wow, I feel so loved." Loona responded. It's worth noting that Loona is, what that one vintage Mountain Dew commercial with hillbillies said it best, "a stone hearted gal". Being Cynical and choleric, she has no interests in matter that's going on around her and was generally rude, apathetic, disrespectful and mean to everyone around her. Including Moxxie and her boss and adopted father Blitzø, who is very (and I mean VERY) overprotective of her and would baby her against her will.

"Now take a deep breath,.." Millie said then inhales and exhales, "...and let it out." Moxxie was clearly having an issue with whole ordeal, specifically the target being a picture of an average family, as Moxxie really didn't like killing innocent people, even if there was a briefcase of money as a reward. "But... It's a family... Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" The Imp asked his wife, obviously not comfortable with the fact he has to shoot a target that was a picture of a family. "Well, if that's what the client wants." Millie shrugs.

Moxxie thinks about it for a second, then realizes that there are some sketchy family members up there on Earth. "Maybe like a shitty dad... or a mob family... That's understandable." The last part in that sentence very poorly done Italian accent. "But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly innocent, upper class family bloodline?!" Moxxie Exclaimed. "Hey, You don't know they're innocent." Loona pointed out. The hellhound points to the little boy on the left and makes her way to the right. "This kid probably sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off bullying Australian kids online and this guy..." She then gets all serious. "This guy definitely watches..."

"Exactly!" Millie agreed. "Humans are full of secret nasties, it's why so many end up here."Moxxie then tries to speak, but Millie interrupts him.