Horton Hears A Whore: A Tale Of Tadashi And The Once-ler (The Whore)

Horton Hears a Whore: A tail of Tadashi and The Oncler(the whore)

Horton Hears a Whore
A tail of Tadashi and The Oncler(the whore)

The Oncler did not like Green Eggs and Ham
No ma'am
The Oncler had his eyes set
On another man

He had the urge
He had the need
To use his great invention in a new way,
That silly old thneed
The man he yearned for and desired
Well let's just say he got fired
But instead of going to heaven
Thneed ville is where this man arrived
And now begins this awful lemon

Shortly after tadashi arrived
The once-ler discovered his new sex drive
He thought at first it was just a phase
But soon realized that this feeling was no passing craze
Call it gross
Call it lewd
But the time had come for the once-ler to make his move

Tadashi was still figuring out what thneed ville was all about
This strange land, so different from his own, only made him want to go home
He tried to connect with the other people in town, but found that they didn't want to come around.
Alone and clueless, tadashi felt lost, until he laid his eyes on a tall, green, sexy boss.

"Hello my name is the once-ler" said the slender, sexy beast.
And his hot bod only made tadashi's interest increase
"I noticed that you are new here"

'oh god' thought tadashi 'I might be queer'
The only response that the once-ler gained was a frozen blank gaze
Tadashi managed to say hello
And the conversation made some new feelings grow (amongst other things)

Their conversation continued and the once-ler asked "would you want to come over and share a flask?"
Tadashi saw the sun begin to set, and with nowhere else to go he said "bet"

They soon arrived at the once-ler's home.
It was big, yet the once-ler lived there alone
They went upstairs into the once-ler's room
They sat down, began to drink, and as they got drunker their gayness only grew.

As time past good decision making came last.

their raging hormones didn't help
And oh god, the once-ler is taking off his belt.
Tadashi noticed this act of sodom,
He never thought he'd be a bottom.

They fooled around,
they groped,
And soon tadashi found himself tied in the once-ler's kinky thneed rope

Now in a certain area the once-ler caressed
And he began to get tadashi undressed.
The once-ler reached for a rubber,
But soon realized he didn't have another.
He panicked for he had no sheath, but soon knew he had all he would need.....A THNEED.
A fine something that all people need.
The thneed would be their contraceptive device,
And it could be used not only once,
But twice.

Every round they had was very strong
And they had smexy sex all night long.