Paradise In a Bottle (EddxKevin)

Paradise In a Bottle

Fanfiction: Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy

Pairing: Double-D/Eddward x Kevin (KevEdd)

Genre: Yaoi, Romance, One-Shot

I made this when I was younger, so there are many mistakes and it may seem to go at a fast and unnatural pace, but hey, it's a one-shot and smutty, soooo.

Honestly, this was a very long one-shot to write. I have just began my adventures with the KevEdd pairing but loved the wondrous amount of pleasure it gave me to write this. I hope you read all through the life of Double-D before you get to his juicy Sex life. I made Double-D seem a bit narcissistic and confident in his genius mind. He is quite daring standing up to a certain person and hates unsanitary things which I must say I conveyed quite well. Drop a review about what you think about it after reading this. Thank you for stopping by lovelies.~

"Remember, the finals for the last semester of your Junior year are coming up in 3 weeks," Mr. Borroz announced to our homeroom class.

Mr. Borroz moved up into Peach Creak High when Eddy, Ed, I and our group became Freshmen. No one understood why this particular homeroom teacher became so fond of us so quickly but no one objected to his actions because he became one less teacher for us to have to get to know. Some people gasped at Mr. Borroz sentence and others moaned and groaned. There were even a few who yelled and screamed for him to how should I say, "Shut up" and those names shall not be named. I was, on the other hand, delighted for the finals. The few test weeks I get give me happiness because I am able to study in peace while Ed and Eddy are shut off into their rooms to study as well. Gratefully and also depressingly, I do not have parents who are around the length of a meter to bug me while I am studying gracefully for these wonderful tests that come seldom in the year.

I had just one question for Mr. Borroz and so I rose my hand gently. Everyone in the room held their breath and my guess was because that they wanted to hear what my genius mind had to offer them. Mr. Borroz pointed to me not even having the common curtsy to call my name out. I cleared my throat covering my mouth like a proper gentlemen before speaking, "Mr. Borroz, I have but one question and that is are we able to attend the library to study...peacefully during these three weeks?"

He held his breath for a moment before answering my question, "Usually, I would have to deny such a request but for you Eddward, you have a pass to enter the library any time of the day during these three weeks."

A genuine smile arose on my pale face, "I thank you dearly Mr. Borroz. Is it...alright if I depart now to intrude the world of Physics in the library?"

He nodded ungracefully, and I slowly packed up my belongings placing them dear to my chest proceeding to exit the room. I smiled politely to everyone around me who seemed to be in a dreary mood. A hand wrapped around my waist pulling me close and then whispered, "Meet Ed and me at the roundabout."

Ed could only nod in agreement with Eddy's statement, and I hesitated shaking my head in refusal, "I'm sorry guys, but I am entering study mode. Nothing can disturb this time of year."

Both of them frowned unable to understand why I did this every year to them. I stumbled from Eddy's embrace and patted Ed's shoulder on my departure. I turned around viewing their saddened faces but what caught my eye was a certain jock staring at me with an unbelievable expression. I shyly waved the classroom farewell before silently shutting the door heading towards the quiet library. The expression that brute gave me never left my mind for a single second while I walked down the empty hallway. It wasn't until I sat down that a shiver crept up my spine causing me to shake unpleasantly.

What was that smug look on his mindless face. Quite frankly it...dare I say startled my virtuous conscious.

I rapidly but mutely squirted the liquefied heaven into my hands. I took a small whiff of its blissful scent smelling the alcohol burn all the germs from my body and incinerate the indecency exposed to my thoughts. My hands swiftly worked their magic spreading out some Physics books and perfected notes to study from. I laid the bottle of paradise off to the side before focusing all my attention to the creation of Kinematic Concepts. Slowly, I began reading inside my mind about this amazing topic - This module has eight sub-levels which address such topics as vectors, scalars, distance, displacement, velocity, speed, acceleration, oil drops, representations, numerical analysis of data, and average speed and average accelerations calculations...must write down. My hand promptly wrote down these eight magnificent sub-levels. Now, more about these vectors - disheartening, an obnoxious sneeze interrupted the ex-cogitate mind of me. My head nearly snapped off my body as I glared at the culprit but of course it was none other than Nazz. Leader of the cheer-leading squad at Peach Creak High and girlfriend of Kevin. His name even hisses off in my mind.