jesus was very tiered after a long day of doing jesus stuff and he NEEDED some nice sex so he went onto findasuggerbébé.gov and found dr phil "dam hes hot" thought jesus cutely he decided to dm dr phil "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey-y-y d-d-r phil 👉👈✨🥺✨🥺✨" jesus typed awkwardly cuz hes brocen "hEy 🥵🥶🥶🥺🥵🥶🥶🥺🥶" typed dr phil cuz hes a chad "i need some sex and u look like u have a big dick can u send a pic so i can see if its big enough" said jeusus *dr phil sends dick picks* "WOW THATS HUGE MY COOCIE MEOW MEOW IS GONNA LOVE THAT" said jesus exitedly "where do u live ill go make ur coocie meow meow happy" said dr phil hotly "i live on 69 dilf street in lOnDeN eNgLaNd☕️" said jesus " thats perfect kitten cuz i live on 420 dilf street im gonna pring some friends tho cuz they have huge cocks and tits so be ready for daddy before we get there" said dr phil *dr phil picks up the qUiRkY yN and the sexy mr clean then he drives like a chad to jesuses house* *jesus gets ready for master phil and his sexy friends* *dr phil arives at his kittens house* * he barges trou the door cuz hes a big strong alpha male* * jesus creams at the sight of him and his friends* * yn runs up to jesus and starts licking his toes* "were gonna have fun tonight" moaned yn * everyone took off clothes* *dr phil stuck his masive hard cock into jesuses big juicy ass* dr phil forgot lube and jesus wanted to scream that masive cock hurt to go up but it fianally went in and it felt great *yn started playing with jesuses mommy milkers and mr clean fingered yn* dr phils cock hurt so much and he screamed but it turened into a moan "do that again kitten but say daddy next time" said mr clean "jesus tryed to do that but all he could do was another moan scream thing" so yn moaned daddy "good girl" said mr clean "PULL IT OUT IT HURTS" moaned jesus *dr phil removes his masive cock from jesuses bit fat juicy ass* "suck it" said dr phil *yn loked sad cuz she could bo longer play with jesuses mommy milkers cuz he moved to suck dr phils dick* jesus invited yn over so she came up to dr phil and jesus "lay down on ur back" jesus told yn, she did as she was told * jesus straddled yn so she can play with his mommy milkers again* *dr phil put his fat dick in jesuses mouth again* now mr clean was left out so he decided to start eating the toe crust off yns toes to make them clean cuz he is mr clean after all *everyone was moaning loudly * after a while jesuses neighboors heard and nocked on the door *they all stoped* hello? said jesus "i hear moaning is everything ok jesus" said the neighbour person "everythings ok u must be hearing the moaning feom a different house cuz im just watchinv peppA pig" said jesus "okay" said the sweet old neighbour lady "phew that was a close call u should all head home now cuz that was scary" said jusus "okay...:(" said everyone *jesus went to sleep after that lovely night* when he woke up he got ready for the day and he went off to do jesus stuff "what did u have for supper jusus" said a grubby child 👶 "dr phil" said jesus *everyone gasped😱 " jesus looked confused then realized whta he said "i meant that i had bread and soup last night" *he ran home ashamed * hpw could i have said that said jesus after that jusus decided to stop being jesus amd now he went by emo ed 🥀👹🥀🥀🥀🥀👹👹🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 * he dyed his hair orange and started singing bad habbits* now society goes wiled whenever they see him cuz emos are so rare and brocen but now jesus lives in a house with yn dr phil and mr clean but now they have sound proof so that they can have those fUn NiGhTs without any nosy neighbours disturbing them