Dipper POV
Me and Mabel were at the shack talking about our future
Mable was talking about wanting to paint the sky in glitter while i was thinking if Grunkle Stan was seriously about the shack with how broken it is, when all of a sudden *CRASH* (you can choose which one you want here) "ⒸⓇⒶⓈⒽ" "What the hell was that?!?!?!" I yelled.
"Probably a friendly alien that wants to share the secret of FRIENDSHIP WITH US" As Mable said that she ran outside to look.
"God damn it Mabel..." I chase after her bringing the book with me. When we get to the crater we see a person in a green and black onesie? He looked confused on how he had gotten there as well.
"He's so cuteeeeee can we keep him?!?!" Mabel said already planning on hitting on the poor soul.
"Are you serious Mabel?"
"What could go wrong dipper?"
Dipper: "You ask that like we didn't just get chased by a nome giant last week. This could be an actual zombie this time"
".........touché"
Then we hear "神のクソくそーそれは痛い (god damn it hurts)"
"huh?"
"は(huh?)"
Dipper:"WHAT THE HECK?!?!"
Izuku:"神聖な巨乳の雌犬の母親の (Im going to beat that crusty bitches) asscheeks in"
Mabel:*drooling over him* "you can take my ass~"
Dipper/Izuku "What the fuck no!/なんてこった (oh my god)!"
Izuku:"一体どこにいるの? (where the hell am I?)
???:"your in gravity falls Oregon kid"
Dipper: "gruncle Stan you can understand what this thing says?"
Iz:"何(what/nani)?"
Gruncle Stan:*translates*
Iz:*slowly adapting to the new world*"あなたは私に何と言いましたか (what did you say to me) YOU FUCKING SMALL ASS CUNT あなたのお尻を打ち負かす(beat your ass)!" *uses quirk and looks like the picture uptop about to punch dipper* "ꪗꪮꪊ ᠻꪊᥴ𝘬ꫀᦔ ꪊρ ꪶ𝓲ᦔ"
Dipper: AAAAHHH!
Dipper quickly ducked scared for his life
As Izuku spun around and spin kicked Dipper in the head
Mabel: DIPPER!
Dipper was sent flying into a tree where Mabel followed worried about her brother
Mabel checked Dipper's pulse and sighed in relief
Mabel: you sexy monster, you almost killed my brother
Soos then walked out eating a sandwich
Soos: woah, like, dudes what happened here?
Well that happened and I'm to lazy to put more so I'll see you in the next part my little fuck nuggets
YOU ARE READING
The g͜͡r͜͡a͜͡v͜͡i͜͡t͜͡y͜͡ of the situation (Colab story with @1jhonyx)
ActionEverything went to shit so fast we were at the USJ then I'm falling into water but before I hit the water another portal opened up and I was pulled in then nothing.......
