what if our beloved harry potter characters had phones?
basically a mess of a book where the golden trio and their many friends do shit on instagram.
all characters belong to jk rowling!
(slow updates lol)
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@VoldemortOfficial: Look at these two little idiots. 🙄
tagged: @TheChosenOne, @WeasleyIsOurKing
📷 photo credits: @DumbledoreLikesSocks
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@FieryRedHead: I need to print this out, frame it, and put it up over the fireplace.
@TheChosenOne: You will do no such thing!
@DracoxMalfoy: LMAO YALL WERE SO SMALL
@WeasleyIsOurKing: Stfu dray so were u
@DracoxMalfoy: but u know what isn't small 😏
@Mione.Granger: DRACO LUCIOUS MALFOY I WILL STAB YOU
@BlaiseZaBean: OOOOH ANGRY MIONE U BETTER RUN RN
@Nev_Longbottom: Dray, ur BRAIN is whats small
@LooneyLovgood: GO NEV 👺
@Pans.Park: DRACO SLANDER 👏👏
@Astoria.G: YASSS 😋
@DracoxMalfoy: YES NEV IDC IF UR SLANDERING ME I LOVE UR CONFIDENCE
@DumbledoreLikesSocks: I don't remember allowing you to use this picture, Tom.
@VoldemortOfficial: Chillax old man, I gave u credits 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@FieryRedHead: SLAY VOLDY SLAYYYYYY 💅
@Mione.Granger: I LOVE THIS ENERGY!!!
@DumbledoreLikesSocks: Tom, you need to ask ME, even if you give credits.
@VoldemortOfficial: Fuck you
@DracoxMalfoy: 😫
@TheChoosenOne: 👀
@Astoria.G: 😖
@DobbyTheElf: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛
@Minevra_M: ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE SIT YOUR WRINKLY ASS DOWN BEFORE I WHOOP IT
@S.Snape: NOT AGAIN I DONT HAVE MONEY TO PAY THE THERAPIST
@Nev_Longbottom: PLS IM GONNA CRY
@RitaSkeeter: THE TEA IS HOT 😉
@LooneyLovegood: I got out the bandages
@BlaiseZaBean: Hopefully it's not as bad as last time 😬
@Mione.Granger: IKR
@DracoxMalfoy: IM STILL RECOVERING
@TheChosenOne: SAME BESTIE
@LavLav: ANOTHER FIGHT? I DONT GOT NO MORE BRAIN CELLS FOR THIS BULLSHIT
@Pans.Park: FR LAV
@Mione.Granger: Hey lav, what happened? I haven't seen u on Insta lately
@LavLav: got logged out but i was able to get back in
@Mione.Granger: Oh okay
@Voldemort Official: Listen up Dumby, I don't have to do what you say. I mean, why would I listen to someone who killed their sister?
@RemusTheWolf: OH MY FUCKING GOD
@SiriusBlack: OKAY TOO FAR VOLDY
@BellaL: NAH
@TheChoosenOne: HOLY SHIT
@DracoxMalfoy: HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
@LooneyLovegood: OKAAAAYYYYYY THAT WAS UNEXPECTED-
@WeasleyIsOurKing: OUTTA POCKET SIR
@S.Snape: OH LORD THIS IS GOING TO END IN MURDER
@Nev_Longbottom: 🤕
@Mione.Granger: OHOHOHO
@LavLav: OMFG I CANT
@Pans.Park: WTF VOLDY DO U WANT TO DIE???????????????????
@DumbledoreLikesSocks: YOU MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY RUSTY SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE NO HOME FLIP PHONE DISOWNED ICE CREAM CONE METRONOME GENOME CHROMOSONE FULLBLOWN SYLVESTER SATALONE IDIOT I WANT TO SNAP UR NECK I HOPE UR LIFE IS SHIT GO FUCK YOURSELF I WANT YOU TO DIE GET RUN OVER BY A CAR IDC JUST LEAVE ME TF ALONE I FUCKING HATE YOU GO KILL URSELF U WONT BE MISSED WHAT A WHORE U ARE FUCK OFFFF
(A/N: hahaha everyone is speechless)
@Minerva_M: Okay that's enough internet for one day
ok I tried to cover up lav's absence with the fact that she got logged out, but after re-reading the vacation chapters I realized she was barely mentioned. guess I just forgot abt her for a sec 😭 i was so upset, bc I rlly do love lav, but I'm WAY to lazy to go back and change the chapters to fit her in so let's just say that halfway during the trip she decided to stay with her cousin who lives in Mexico 🤷♀️
