Title: Never Play With Fire
Requested by Tina from Quotev
Reader Info
Species: Raccoon
Y/n - Your Name
L/n - Last Name
E/c - Eye Color
F/c - Favorite Color
A/n: Y/n L/n is the third brother of Lifty and Shifty and the two of them are quite neglectful towards their younger brother because of Y/n's love to play with fire and for starting fires and burning things, but they still cared for their little brother and they don't want him to get burned to death. Until one day, when Y/n is getting bullied by Billy Mason, the two raccoon brothers decided to use their little brother's hobby to teach him a lesson by luring him to his doom by Y/n burning down his house with him in it.
A/n #2: Remember kids, Don't play with fire under any circumstances and only you can prevent all fires around the world as well as forest fires.
Location: Lifty and Shifty's House - Happy Tree Village
Date: May 11, 1987
Time: 4:45 PM
No POV
Lifty: Y/n!!! How many times do we have to tell you, never play with fire! I thought we locked that box of matches in the storage room!
Y/n: I regret nothing.
Lifty and Shifty may be the most notorious raccoon thieves in Happy Tree Village with their countless schemes that included robbing banks, jewelry stores and other stores in town to causing a lot of mischief to the other residents to selling some of their own products that may cause a lot of problems to anyone that are fooled by their scams like what happened to Disco Bear when he bought lots of bottles of their hair growing formula and when they sold Nutty a lot of candy that got him sent to the hospital after getting diabetes and selling him video games when he lost his taste for candy, but still cared for everyone in Happy Tree Village including their kid brother named Y/n L/n.
They both neglected him after he starting playing with fire with a box of matches that he always carry with him wherever he goes through the day. They both tried to take away the box of matches from him, but he always gets it back even after they either lock it away or throw it away in the trash or at the dump no matter how many locks, traps or anything they can prevent Y/n from getting the box of matches.
Y/n may have the habit of starting fires to burn stuff even doing it back when he was still in preschool nearly got him expelled if not getting away with a few third degree burns, but he wouldn't ever try to burn the money and all the loot that his older brothers have stolen during their heists or other people's stuff and their homes or even in the woods that will caused a huge forest fires and only try to burn stuff in an old metal can like old papers, plastic cups and even old cardboard boxes that makes him full of excitement of seeing all the things burning down in the fire that he created like he's watching a really awesome movie.
Shifty: Geez, Y/n. Why do you always keep making fires around the house, you could've burn the entire house down with all of us in it! And how do you keep getting these box of matches back after me and Lifty took it away from you even after we had it destroyed.
Y/n: I am resourceful.
Lifty: Y/n, we both know that you love to play with ire, but we just don't want you to burned alive from the fires that you made.
Shifty: Yeah. If you love to play with fires so much, you could've use those matches in a more useful way like lighting a stick of dynamite to blow up the vault of the bank or something like that.
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