Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Gender neutral! X Wario [Bickering Fools]

A/n: This exists because they literally yell at each other during Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020.

(Y/n) leads Tails and Luigi over to the Sea Forest Waterway, "The boys should be this way. I think they're about to compete in the canoeing event."

Tails nods and Luigi grins at (Y/n).

"Thanks for helping us out (Y/n) this means a lot!" Tails exclaims, Luigi nods in agreement.

"No problem!" (Y/n) spots their friends over at the stands talking tactics, "There they are."

The three approach the men.

"Well, well, look who it is! Luigi, Tails and (Y/n)!" Wario greets(?) the three, "Are you here to watch us win this here race?"

"The canoe event is about to start! But we got bad news for everyone else: we're teaming up!" Waluigi adds, "Sorry (Y/n) but you're not that athletic," he frowns at (Y/n) with a sympathetic look.

(Y/n) crosses their arms and huffs, "Whatever."

"We're not here to just watch," Tails says, "We're here to win the gold medal too!"

Luigi nods.

Wario and Waluigi look between each other then back to Luigi and Tails. They laugh at the two and clutch their stomachs as they do so.

"Hahaha... You- you think you can beat US?!" Waluigi questions while trying to catch his breath, "Oh man... That's funny," he wipes away a fake tear.

"Hahaha... You said it pal!" Wario adds.

"You want to go up against the unbelievably-awesome-totally-rad-golden-pair?" Waluigi asks jokingly, "Bold of ya to be honest," his tone goes to one of seriousness, "Still gonna lose though."

"School's about to be in session. Today's lesson: knowin' when you're outclassed!" Wario says.

"Well, good luck to the lot of you. Get to the start line bozos," (Y/n) mutters.

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Luigi and Tails had beaten the "unbelievably-awesome-totally-rad-golden-pair" of Wario and Waluigi.

The duo approach (Y/n) with wide smiles.

"We did it!" Tails exclaims.

Wario and Waluigi approach the three and glare at them.

"All that trash talk and nothing to show for it? I want a do-over!" Wario states as his head was slumped low.

(Y/n) frowns at their friends.

Wario then shakes his head and glares at Waluigi, "You need to match my pace Waluigi! We lost 'cause of you!"

Waluigi stomps his feet on the ground and turns to face Wario, "Uh, YOU match MY pace! We coulda gone way faster if your stubby little arms weren't so clumsy!" he yells with a growl.

The two growl at each other and yell insults back and forth about who's to blame.

Luigi and Tails glance over to (Y/n) who was cursing to themselves.

"Are they always like this?" Tails asks.

Luigi and (Y/n) sigh and nod at the fox.

"Oh... Yikes."

The trio look back at the bickering duo.

(Y/n) walks over to their friends and grabs them by the hair, they shut up then (Y/n) hits their heads together. The duo simultaneously "OW!" and glare at (Y/n).

(Y/n) lets go of them, "How about you don't let the whole of Tokyo know that you lost."

The duo rub their heads and nod, "Sorry (N/n)," they say.

"We're going now!" Tails calls, "Thanks for the help!" he and Luigi leave the three to their own devices.

"How about we get some food?" (Y/n) asks the duo as they hold up their wallet, "On me."

The two men look at (Y/n) up and down then give them a cocky grin.

"Not actually on me you perverts!" (Y/n) exclaims.