center stage is a Glee Inspired Story that follows the life of some of the people living in the small town of Lima, Ohio, one of those people being 16 year old, Kelly Schuester, a Spanish teacher's daughter and a yearbook enthusiast. Kelly is starti...
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CHOIR ROOM/WILL'S OFFICE
The New Directions were sitting in the choir room as Will entered the room and went straight to the white board.
Will: "Funk. Use it in a sentence. Come on. Rachel." he said after writing the word on the board.
Rachel: "This cheese smells funky."
Puck: "That's because it's 'from-unda' cheese."
Rachel: "Shut it, Puckerman!"
Will: "Okay, okay. I was thinking more along the lines of... Vocal Adrenaline has sure put us all in a funk."
Kurt: "I'm so depressed, I've worn the same outfit twice this week."
Will: "What if I told you I knew how we could shove it right back down their throats? New Directions is about to make their funk the P-Funk. We are going to get funked up. The only way to do that is to beat them at Regionals. Vocal Adrenaline has never once done a funk number. They're a machine, a collective, synthesized, soulless beat. Funk is soul meets anger. Its passion is in its emotion. And Vocal Adrenaline doesn't perform with any. So you have your assignment. I want you guys to turn McKinley High into... ♪Funky Town!♪"
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Kelly: "Please don't ever do that again. That's almost as bad as you rapping." she mumbled as some of the kids giggled at Will's antics.
Mercedes: "You guys can relax, I got this one covered."
Will: "Cool."
Quinn: "Hold on a second. I-I want a chance to get funky, too." she says as everyone began to laugh.
Mercedes: "Good one, Quinn. It even sounds funny when you say it."
Quinn: "You said funk was about soul and anger. I have plenty of both. Look at me. Look at my life. I'm furious!"
Mercedes: "Let's be honest. When white people try to be funky, you end up with KC and the Sunshine Band."
