Incorrect quotes: Featuring: The cast of the Fallen Star

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Nilo and Varian incorrect quotes

Context: These two were stuck together for a little too long.

Nilo:
Drags his hands down his face
God, give me patience.

Varian:
Snickers
I think you meant 'God give me strength'-

Nilo:
Turns around and starts popping his knuckles
If god gave me strength, you'd be FUCKING DEAD SMARTASS—

Varian:
ScREAMs aNd RuNs awAY

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Context: these two had the same point in an argument against somebody

Nilo:
If there's going to be a dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Varian:
Of course, I can't flip this table by myself.

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Nilo:
What's the pettiest thing you've ever done?

Varian:
Looks away in embarrassment
I once edited a Wikipedia article to win a argument I was wrong about...

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Nilo:
Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Varian:
Okay....?

Nilo:
And then make out during the scary parts.

Varian:
Blushes slightly and looks at him in shock
Th- The scary parts..?
Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl-?

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Nilo:
Trying to comfort Varian
Okay, I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died—

Varian:
About to lose his shit
Twelve. Twelve acTuaLLY niLO—

Nilo:
Completely ignores what he said
Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really who's fault is that?

Varian:
YoURs?!

Nilo:
That's right, no ones.

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Nilo:
Holding a literal knife duck taped to a stick
You fuckers don't know shit about my knife stick— it's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weaPoN—

Varian:
Not looking up from the tome he's reading
Spear.

Nilo:
SHUT UPPP oH mY gOd—

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Nilo:
Stubs his toe
FUCk—!

Varian:
WatcH your moutH—

Nilo:
What else am I supposed to say?!
"WoE iS I"?

Varian:
.......

Nilo:
Yeah that doesn't work does it? You know I'm right.

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Nilo:
Okay... maybe playing 'Who's family is the most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Varian has been crying in the bathroom for an hour and I can't get him out—

Varian:
IntEnselY cRyinG

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