Testosterone Bird & McKenzie

The Breakup

"No McKenzie you can't leave me im the *flex's & moans* bird for you." Sorry Testosterone Bird but it's over." *walks outside* "I cant believe Testosterone Bird would cheat on me with my own gay,straight,ugly,cute,emo,shell of a man best friend." *Enter Tyler* As McKenzie's gay,straight,ugly,cute,emo,shell of a man best friend I can't let you cheat on her. *slaps Testosterone Bird & runs outside* "McKenzie wait it's no what it looks like it was only a make out session." "I can't forgive you Tyler even if your my gay,straight,ugly,cute,emo,shell of a man best friend." *dissolves like sugar in water* no McKenzie wait. (It was to late she had already reformed back in her house with tears flowing out of her eyes.) "I cant believe my husband would cheat on me with my gay,straight,ugly,cute,emo,shell of a man best friend." "Or as I call him gsucesoambf." *Tyler reforms inside McKenzie house* "gsucesoambf get out of here" "Kenz I told you not to use that nick name." "And please hear me out..." *Just then Testosterone Bird breaks through the ceiling*