Kendyl's Pov.
I stare down it utter horror at what I see on my crusty, musty screen. An incredibly smexy picture of my boyfriend stared right back at me in all of its purple, ballsy glory, but that was not what had caught my attention.
'No. I won't accept it! This can not be real. He w-would never do this to me.' I thought as tears welled up in my eyes, but tried to hold them back for I know that when I cry, I look like a sweating, wrinkly tomato, and sound like I smoked for thirty years, got punch in the throat, and was now trying to sing the Tokyo Ghoul intro.
Just then I heard the flap of the dog door that was installed for Mineta due to him being unable to reach the doorknob without me picking him up.
"Hey hottness! Daddy's home😏."
"YOU BASTARD!" Screaming I yeeted the phone at him, hitting him in the nuts. It was quite impressive considering how small of a target it was, but I couldn't even relish the moment of how incredibly skilled I am thanks to the little shit unfortunately still being alive.
"W-what did I do baby gorl?"
"YOU LET THAT AMAZING, SMART, BEAUTIFUL ASIAN GIRL FROM SCHOOL TOUCH YOUR BALLS AND NOT ME?!?"
"B-BABY NO! I SWEAR I-ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
"YOU BETTER EXPLAIN OR I WONT HESITATE BITCH!" I shriek while pulling a machine gun outta my ass and pointing it at him.
"I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! SHE TRIPPED ON OUR TEACHER'S DRAGGING CANKLES AND HER HAND JUST SLIPPED!"
Tears started pouring down my face, going full whinny bitch mode. My voice lowered to barely a whisper... as quiet as a fart in the wind. "B-but that was supposed to be OUR special moment."
Mineta shakily stood up as I fell to my knees, shaking the whole house and the neighbors koi pond in the process. He shuffled over and crouch down in front of me, realized that he was now at the same level with as my tits, then decided to just stand up.
"I'm so sorry foxy lady... I know that was supposed to be our big moment... I swear I'll make it up to you." He interlocks his small fingers with my sausage ones. "And I think I know just the way to do it... If you are willing to give me a chance...?"
I lift my head to look him in the eyes. My exotic shit colored eyes meeting his.
"O-okay... one more chance."
Later... Third person Pov.
They fricked.
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