Hi-
Pls don't read this book its cursed ⚰
-lunchtime-
Lucy and jake were both on the rooftop eating their lunch cuz THEY WANT TO EAT THERE??? OK???
Jake was bout to feed lucy but then she suddenly pulled out a big ass inumaki cardboard cutout out of her wet sock(yes it's a ff so anything can happen)
Jake pov
Everytime I try to feed my cute little bitch she starts dancing to baby shark looking like a dying worm with that stoopid cardboard cutout. Am I not enough for her? "AHHH"
I looked at lucy and see that she ACCIDENTALLY cut her hands, she still looks good without hands tho UwU.
Author pov
As jake look at lucy ugly crying why hugging inumaki with love and lust in his eyes, Lucy hits him with a frying pan and he got out of his imagination and then takes her to doctor's room
_at doctors room_
No one's pov
As the nurse glue sticked kags hand, she caught jake looking at her like a horny old man.
"U-um j-jake" says lucy
"Yes babygurl?" Says jake
"I-I wa-want to ao-apolize-" says lucy in her high pitched voice sounding like a goat
"For what baby?" Says him
"For treating u like air with pollution mixed" says lucy looking down and wiping her eyes with wobbly hands
"Its ok bbg I love u no matter how dumb u r" says jake leaving in for a kiss
As they r bout to kiss, lucy suddenly stops him and pulls out a inumaki from her wig
"UwU my bf, can we do a threesome with inuma-?"
Before she could finish her sentence, jake yeeted to mars and legend
legend says that lucy is still flying in outer space
